Crotch fruit

(n.) child or children

I can’t go out this weekend, the ex left our crotch fruit with me so she could go off with her new boyfriend.

by 6in6 July 12, 2018

playing fruit ninja

the act of slitting your wrists

Marcus: i was playing fruit ninja the other day and...
kid: do you need help? <3

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer October 11, 2021

Frenior

The summer between a student's senior year in high school and freshman year in college.

"Dude, did you see those hot freniors?"

"Yeah, they don't drink beer, but that'll change in a few months."

by Sean Thomas July 25, 2006

Law Of Fruit

If it has an apple, it also has a banana. A clever warning in this ever more gender ambiguous world. The 'apple' refers to a man's adam apple and the 'banana' refers to the penis. It is often proffered as a reminder to the heterosexual male out patrolling the dating waters. (The pun is a bonus)

Hey Dennis, I know you're looking for a rebound fling tonight but just be careful and heed the law of fruit.

by FancyMoses October 23, 2007

a low hanging fruit

This is a comical term for a gay who hangs around with the homeless.

Bruce is a low hanging fruit in the alley!

by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2020

paopu fruit

the paofruit is a made up fruit in the game Kingdom Hearts. it is said that if you and one person you truely care about share the paopu then your destineys will be intwined together forever, no matter that.

if sora shared the paopu fruit with kairi, then their destinies would be intwined forever.

by Raw Bannana June 22, 2007

Fruit Ninja

A LGBTQ+ teen with a s/h addiction

Person 1: I’m gay and have a s/h addiction

Person 2: Oh! So, you’re also a fruit ninja?

by Www.uglybitch.com July 1, 2021