Devil's Fruitcake

When two men simultaneously penetrate a women's anus causing her to bleed through her anus into a cup of strawberries and whip cream. For then the men proceed to consume the delicious blood covered treat.

Dude I totally gave this sloppy hoe a Devil's Fruitcake last night with my nigga.

by Devil$whip April 11, 2015

Fruitcake

Basically fruitcake = fuck
My history teacher told meh about it.
LOL

1. Fruitcake
2. Fruitcaking
3. Fruit-tard (My personal fave)
4. Fruiter

1. DOOD, what the fruitcake!?

2. You'er fruitcaking pissing me off.

3. You're a fruitcake-tard.

4. You lil' fruiter.

:D

by omfgitsmorganf May 25, 2008

fruitbasket

A man touch the privacy of another man from behind.

Reggie Evans causing a nation of male TV viewers to grimace in unison (if you didn't see him fruitbasket (fruitbasketing) Chris Kaman, consider yourself lucky, as it cannot be unseen)

By Chris Ballard of SI

Wednesday May 3, 2006 12:08PM; Updated: Wednesday May 3, 2006 5:18PM

by Rhoong May 14, 2006

fruitcake

A straight woman who hangs out with lesbians, or a man who acts as though he is gay. But mostly a straight woman whose best friends are lesbians.

"Dude, Chelsea is such a lesbian!"
"No, dude, she just kicks it with lesbians. She's a total fruitcake."

by rae1138 December 17, 2011

fruitcake

its that hard donut like thing that your 100 year old ww1 war veterans give you during the holidays thinking you will not smoke or watch tv anymore if you even touch it. seriously this is impossible to bite but it is a godd spare tire thing for your bike.........................................i flush milk down the toilet

"go on, eat my fruitcake" said your old war veteran. "i think ill hit you with it" said you as you threw it and missed him and you started to hunt pacman in your kitchen

by nicest terrorist December 23, 2008

fruitcake martini

What goes down in the shower when one dude hits another dude with a wet towel.

Bro, that fruitcake martini is gonna leave a welt.

by Danethan Rothbert December 8, 2007

Fruitcake

Generally a fag (gay), always rejected by society; fun thing to call people in order to offend them

Look at that bitch, walking around like a fucking fruitcake.

by Weebstar's Dicktionairy December 11, 2016