News Feeding

Giving people information that they do not care about. You being a news show.

Suremeo: Hey Zero, I just robbed a bank

Zero: I don't care.. Stop News Feeding

by xZeroOfficial August 18, 2018

Double feeding

The act in which you and a friend are each sucking on either titty of the same woman

Hey man do you wanna go double feeding with Taylor tonight?

Yeah man sounds like a plan

by BrokenShower December 11, 2018

foxxodose feeding

feeding a fox too much food and to make him F A T

foxxodose feeding is illegal i swear

by xX 44100 Xx August 9, 2021

feeding the bears

getting a traffic ticket

that seat cover is feeding the bears at the chicken coop

by synister43 July 11, 2011

Friding

Riding your bike, on a Friday. The best way, the best day.

"Man, look at all those mamils. Who needs lycra? Let's go Friding instead."
"I was going to drive the 3km to work today, but the weather was nice so I went Friding instead."

by frider December 1, 2013

feeding a troll

When you fail to see someone is trolling and you are like : I am gonna come back at this guy with some logical argument and he's gonna see the errors of his ways and walk away from the situation.

How could you have been so stupid?

Throwing logic at a troll is like throwing a piece of sausage at a tank. Wasted effort. And plus, you lost a sausage. You could have made a moderately yummy sandwich with that sausage and now you have nothing for lunch. Yup. That's what you get from feeding a troll.

by Dunder Ball January 12, 2015

feeding two birds with one scone

The vegan version of "killing two birds with one stone." Getting two things done that takes the effort of only one or two things getting done at once that usually has to be done separately. An "idiom" (play on words) of an old saying. An aphorism.

I had to go to the grocery store and post office. So, instead of going to the grocery store and then going home to put the groceries away and then back out to go to the post office, I would go to the post office first, then go to the grocery store, thereby "feeding two birds with one scone."

by jcaelitescuba January 31, 2014