Back-Hand Fantail

Luxurious form of male masturbation.

Step 1: Take off/drop pants or unzip.

Step 2: While standing, raise your leg onto a bench, chair or small stool.

Step 3: Reach under the raised leg. Taking a firm grip of The Penis.

Step 4: Maintain ringlike grip on The Penis with thumb and forfinger. Fanning out remaining three fingers.

Step 5: Rub it out. Maintain Fan.

Example 1
Matos: What's up Stef, your looking blue?

Stef: Man, cranking just isn't hitting the spot anymore.

Matos: Dude, just start pumping Back-Hand Fantails, it's like your knob won the lottery.

Example 2
Hayden: Yo, what you up to tonight Big Mattress?

Matt: Just popping off Back-Hand Fantails.

Hayden: Living large!

by M Dogg Diggity April 28, 2009

frantic franny

Someone who gets overly hysterical about the dumbest things ever that don't even matter.

Tiffany: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! I'm missing my make up bag.
Zack: Settle down frantic franny. Its not the end of the world.

by superbipolar420 January 28, 2016

Mr Frantz

Mr Frantz is the man. He’s making a rap video and he is very cool therefore respected. Frantz is shown as a mean man ‘get back to work’ but is a nice guy. ‘lets make a rap video’ and ‘I’ve never played cards in my life, I swear to god’. Mr Frantz is compassionate to sticky beans and coconut rice. Mr Frantz loves maths, and wishes to return to university to learn my maths.

Oh Jeez, It's Mr Frantz
'Tell me the Joke'

by Sqwodwird August 22, 2018

fantafuckingtabulous

Adjective: to describe in a somewhat sarcastic manner an event/object/person that/who is supposed to be fantastic and fabulous but has failed to meet your expectations

Suzie: so, Carla, how was the show last night??
Carla: it was fantafuckingtabulous... the lead singer couldn't sing and the drummer wasn't even remotely attractive. i'm so disappointed..

by Lil Miss Katie June 9, 2008

Fantail Liberty

The act of fooling yourself into thinking you've had a great time at port whithout actually leaving the ship.

Step 1 : At at the fantail of the ship, toss $100.00 overboard.

Step 2 : Drag your dick across non-skid deck.

Step 3 : Bang your head against bulkhead until you pass out.

Step 4 : Wake up out of $100.00, sore dick, terrible headache, and you'll think you had a blast on liberty!

-Fantail Liberty

by BlackCancer October 23, 2009

fantabulastigasmic

Fantabulastigasmic is a word that is a combination of the words Fantastic , Fabulous , ( Fantabulous ) and orgasmic . If something is fantabulastigasmic, it is overwhelmingly amazing or stupendous . It is hardly fathomable that there is a word more positive than fantabulastigasmic.

Billy: "Wow, John you look so good! I cant even think of a word to describe it"
John: "I believe the word you are thinking of is... FANTABULASTIGASMIC."
Billy: "Woah, you're right! Go John, strut your stuff and be as fantabulastigasmic as you can!

by workitGIRL August 22, 2011

Fanta-snatch

A woman and/or her vagina with hair like red Fanta softdrink. Same as firecrotch.

"Have you ever been to Ireland, dude? It's full of Fanta-snatch!"

by Zombie Assassin November 21, 2014