Skidmore Fountain

The act of simultaneously ejaculating and defecating, so as to create an unholy marriage of pleasure and shame.

TJ: I don’t think I can go back to that new taco shop.

Robert: Why?
TJ: I hooked up with that waitress.

Robert: The big one?
TJ: Yeah, and their meat is a little suspect. Long story short, right as I was about to finish, it turned into a real Skidmore Fountain. I think I stained her uniform.

by Lord Dunklethorpe November 9, 2017

Drinking Fountain

The act of ejaculating in your own mouth while masturbating.

I hope i am not gonna do a drinking fountain this time.

by TataMaFute December 25, 2018

two tier fountain

The act of petting the vein matted stank hammer while simultaneously water-popping your own brown eye whilst squatting over a bidet.

I had the best “O” face while doing the two tier fountain today. Wishing wells ain’t got shit on me

by Stank hammer March 15, 2019

Fluntism

Fluntism is the ideology of Flunting. They crusade through the world killing sub-humans and worshipping Flunting himself.

I just converted to Fluntism

by Flunting Worshipper December 31, 2018

georgia font

The font that is used to make it look like you've written a lot more on an essay than you actually have. It looks just like Times New Roman, but takes up twice the space and is subtle.

I extended my essay from 1 1/2 pages to 2 pages to meet the 2 page minimum when I switched the font from Times New Roman to Georgia. I love the Georgia font!

by savage12345 February 1, 2018

fontucky

Another name for Fontana, CA deriving from the amount of hicks or rednecks that dwell there.

See you guys at he rodeo in Fontucky.

by Anonymous March 7, 2003

fountain hills

A small town located in Arizona where 90% of the people are old but the other 10% are spoiled brats. It's okay, though, because they're funny brats with sweet hair. In this magical city, you can get high without the drugs. It has many good features such as rude, unhygenic Subway workers and crazy men who stand outside with turtle whistles. Also, there is a closed down bowling alley, a Be(a)lls, and a wall that continuously gets vandalized with "SMOKE WEEK EVERY DAY."

why the fuck doesn't fountain hills have a movie theatre??

by the real ZEST February 17, 2007