facepalm

The moment when a drunk/sick person no longer is able to hold it together so they put their face in their hands to stop from vomiting.

Kirby: Man Harry's not lookin too good he just went facepalm
Porter: Yea it wont be too long now before he blows

by jkirb907 December 26, 2009

facepalm dab

When someone are dabbing the wrong way, you can either say "Facepalm dab" or just do the "Facepalm dab" - slap yourself in the face while dabbing.

Person 1: *tries to dab*
Person 2: What was that?

Person 1: A dab
Person 2: No, it was a Facepalm dab *while doing the facepalm dab"

by DeadlineMaestro February 22, 2017

facepalm

A textual expression of emotion from lack of forethought or oversight (to state without offense. Giving a little update for today emoticon crazed ...'Minimalists'. :)

" ⎦•͡˘㇁•͡˘ ⎣ "

" Ҩ.¬_¬.Ҩ "

" •Ííł龴◡龴łìÌ• "

and for the lazy OR busy...;

" 🤦🏼 ♂️ " 😱 "
facepalm -- emoji-fp's --

by excessFu August 29, 2017

Facepalm

Something that disappears once you start getting slapped around by a girl with no arms.

The guy had no facepalm, he must have been slapped by the girl over there with no arms.

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019

Facepalm soil

A poor quality potting medium that makes a gardener wants to facepalm e.g. unprocessed palm soil.

1. This muddy clay-like plant medium is such a facepalm soil as it will turn into a brick hard soil when it dries.

2. I was forced to mix up the facepalm soil with 50% paddy husks in order to make it dry enough and give it a good irrigation.

by Pictopathy September 25, 2021

szent facepalm

when you want to die but someone revives you instead

that kid's joke made me Szent facepalm

by AlpahUnicorn December 19, 2018