"Jim has got a bad case of facebook diarrhea. He will not posting posts"
"I know. Does he actually think people care about him?"
"I know. Does he actually think people care about him?"
by Mr_Nice_Guy October 21, 2012
Get the Facebook Diarrhea mug.When an individual does not receive any comments or notifications on their facebook for a period of time after their birthday because everyone figures they've had enough wallposts and attention for awhile and because nobody has anything else to say that is considered relevant.
Friend posts on wall: Hey man how you've been?
Friend responds: Good man, but I know you're just commenting on my wall to get out of that post bday facebook drought you're in because you had a successful birthday wallpost count and no one wants to spoil you with more notifications!
Friend responds: Good man, but I know you're just commenting on my wall to get out of that post bday facebook drought you're in because you had a successful birthday wallpost count and no one wants to spoil you with more notifications!
by ooooooooaaaaaahhh January 13, 2011
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Signs of a facebook whore:
1. If you catch yourself saying, "That is going in my Facebook Quotes!" every time someone says something funny.
2. If the second you see a new movie and you like it you think to yourself, "Yay I get to put this under my favorite movies on Facebook!"
3. If you hear a song on the radio and you autuomatically decide that the band who sings it is going to be one of your favorite music.
4. If you are in at least 30 groups.
5. If you want to be in every picture possible ever taken with your friends, then you tell them a hundred times to not forget to put them on Facebook.
6. If you are constantly wanting more wall posts.
7. If you log in to Facebook more than 5 times a day.
8. If you have more than 20 friends in your friends list that you don't know.
9. If you find yourself bringing up Facebook in conversations.
10. If the only reason you know someone is through Facebook.
11. If you refresh your Facebook every .5 seconds to see if you have a message, have been poked, have a new wall post, or someone added a picture of you.
1. If you catch yourself saying, "That is going in my Facebook Quotes!" every time someone says something funny.
2. If the second you see a new movie and you like it you think to yourself, "Yay I get to put this under my favorite movies on Facebook!"
3. If you hear a song on the radio and you autuomatically decide that the band who sings it is going to be one of your favorite music.
4. If you are in at least 30 groups.
5. If you want to be in every picture possible ever taken with your friends, then you tell them a hundred times to not forget to put them on Facebook.
6. If you are constantly wanting more wall posts.
7. If you log in to Facebook more than 5 times a day.
8. If you have more than 20 friends in your friends list that you don't know.
9. If you find yourself bringing up Facebook in conversations.
10. If the only reason you know someone is through Facebook.
11. If you refresh your Facebook every .5 seconds to see if you have a message, have been poked, have a new wall post, or someone added a picture of you.
by Kyle Icenhower May 28, 2006
Get the facebook whore mug.Fuck facebook means fuck facebook fuck trying to communicate threw a computer screen lets see eachother in the real world facebook is ruining communication skills and relationships there is no mystery with facebook there is no privacy fuck 2faced lifestyles and love i am proud to not have a facebook fuck facebook. I beloeve that if youre meant to meet and be friends with someone fate will bring you together
"Oh my gosher kevin costner , he liked my facebook status..." "fuck facebook" reading books is where itS at as well as communicating face to face getting to know people for who they are in the flesh and also sincere happy birthdays and convo it is making people believe facebook is who they are facebook is fucked up fuck facebook save your mind snap back to reality baby its beautiful
"Oh my gosher kevin costner , he liked my facebook status..." "fuck facebook" reading books is where itS at as well as communicating face to face getting to know people for who they are in the flesh and also sincere happy birthdays and convo it is making people believe facebook is who they are facebook is fucked up fuck facebook save your mind snap back to reality baby its beautiful
Do you have a facebook you should add me..
Fuck facebook quote unquote id love to grab a bite and hear more of your actual laugh forsure tho
Fuck facebook quote unquote id love to grab a bite and hear more of your actual laugh forsure tho
by freespiritfreemind September 15, 2013
Get the fuck facebook mug.Similar to a normal attention whore, but one who uses Facebook or other social media to satisfy their craving for attention.
Often posts statuses that they are upset, angry, or self-deprecating statuses in a desperate bid for pity comments and attention. However, such comments are usually only received by fellow attention whores.
Often posts statuses that they are upset, angry, or self-deprecating statuses in a desperate bid for pity comments and attention. However, such comments are usually only received by fellow attention whores.
Facebook attention whore 1's status: "OMG terrible day :( dont text phones off."
Facebook attention whore 2's comment: "Oh no :/ text me now!!!"
Everyone else: Shut up, no one cares.
Facebook attention whore 2's comment: "Oh no :/ text me now!!!"
Everyone else: Shut up, no one cares.
by Hughes81 June 23, 2011
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