Flip Flops

used on a warm school day by a girl who thinks she's cool enough to show off her feet, but doesn't know that none of the boys care.

girl: check out my new flip flops!
every boy in the universe: idc

by I KAN SPEL March 31, 2022

dirty flip flops faggot

A gay homosexual who wears flip flip flops.

What's with those flip flops you dirty flip flops faggot? You wear those when you jerk off or something?

by de-pube April 10, 2022

april fools day

day when people get to use the most unoriginal jokes till 12:00

putting clingfilm on the toilet seat
swapping around the draws
turning back alarm clocks

by neen April 2, 2004

flip-flops

sandals that are made of a base, sole, and a strip that goes in between the toes

I would not advise wearing flip-flops on a nature hike.

by Light Joker July 8, 2005

Mango Flops

When a girls breasts are too small for her bra, causing the bra to flop around.

Guy 1: Dude we all can see the large amounts of air between her boobs and her bra.
Guy 2: Yeah those are some wicked mango flops.

by childishgambino June 7, 2011

April Fools

an overrated prank day that happens on April 1 of every year

ohhhh your shoe is untied! APRIL FOOLS HUR HUR

by lmr428 April 18, 2011

Whole Foods

The semi-organic grocery store for hippies and yuppies.

Yuppie: I drive my Volvo to Whole Foods every weekend so I can spare no expense in having the purest fresh produce.

Hippie: I shop at Whole Foods so I can buy peanut butter in biodegradable containers.

by Eric MK August 24, 2006