Mexican Fleshlight®

An additional burrito added to ones order for the sole purpose of fucking it.

Tim would always order three regular burritos, and then an extra filled with warm avocados and refried beans for the Mexican Fleshlight®, aka the kicker.

by papa wheelie January 26, 2015

charging the flashlight

Male masturbation. Inspired by a Mad-TV skit in which four men recharge various flashlights by shaking them, resulting in all manner of hilarity, including lots of doubles entendres and winking at male and racial stereotypes.

I came home from work early and there he was: right in the living room, charging the flashlight all over my Victoria's Secret catalog!

by arghonomic April 11, 2010

Fleshlight cum

Fleshlight cum is the accumulated cumshots a guy leaves in his Fleshlight after masturbating with it so he can use his own cum as lube the next time.

I sometimes come across other friends' Fleshlights in their rooms, and I always suck the Fleshlight cum out of them!

by USAF Cadet April 21, 2021

Fleshlight cum-sucker

A Fleshlight cum-sucker is a guy who likes to suck the cum out of other guys' Fleshlights.

There are a few Fleshlight cum-suckers who live with us in this pod, 'cause I went to use mine, and it was licked clean!

by USAF Cadet April 3, 2021

Fleshlight sex

where a woman has a fleshlight inserted in her vagina and a man inserts his dick inside the fleshlight, and continuously thrust back and forth.

man that fleshlight sex was almost as good as the real thing.

by CJ Frodge January 3, 2008

german flashlight

The act of squishing multiple fireflys and smearing the bug juice over your dick. After your wang is lit up then proceeding to madly screw the woman to light up her "tunnel" thus making your dick a german flashlight.

Gill: I put my german flashlight in THIS girls tunnel yesterday. She was lit up like saturday night at the roxbury!
Duncan: I lit up THAT other girl too.
J Ham: I wish my johnson was large enough to please a woman...

by ThePinkTaco and Cruncheezy June 23, 2006

Fleshlight

A person, typically a woman, who is only used by a sexual partner as a disposable object with which the user may do as they please. Just like a real fleshlight they are mainly used for pleasure, an advanced form of masturbation that is like sex in every way except that it is not interactive, more just the user doing as they wish with their fleshlight. This person also serves as a container to ejaculate into or onto as the user sees fit.

"yo, Kamron, do you know where I can get a fleshlight?"
" yeah, as a matter of fact I'm speaking to one right now.."

by DACRAZYTURK November 8, 2015