Flump

My dog. I call her flump.

"She's a flump."

by Owner Of Flump October 16, 2019

Flump

When someone hugs you then and then grabs your bum and eats it of until there not hungry which then they will jump your mum for candy and kill your dad

I flumped your mum

by Dicksonary101 November 27, 2019

Flumping

A word to describe the process of eating something that’s only half done, a certain gooiness, but still firm ;)

*Roasting a marshmallow* boys... I’m flumping it tonight

by Klumf lord September 1, 2020

flump

The act of dragging your penis across someone's face.

"I'm going to flump you"

"Billy was flumping Jerry last night"

by anonymous December 9, 2024

Cum flump

A fat gay cum slut that wears a stupid fucking hat.

"Oh man, we filled that fat fucking cum flump up last night"

"That Dave is such a cum flump, he leaks cum when he walks"

by HoseBoy April 15, 2023

flumping

chinese burn ones penis to the point it eventually falls off. then, circumcise the penis and stitch one end of the foreskin to create a “sock”. violently shit in this song and ejaculate/piss in it. shake shake shake! then, drink this ungodly substance. shit the substance back and use it for everyday activities, primarily lube and skincare.

Person 1 - “Hey bro, wanna do some flumping?”
Person 2 - “What’s that?”
Person 1 - “Ohh boy.”

by TheTikTokExplainer May 5, 2024

Flump

The sound large penises make.

When you have a large penis and it just goes ”flump”.

by Eva Klebolwits July 1, 2019