Floss Profile

A Floss Profile is used to differentiate urban rappers based on their ostentatious and sometimes laughable jewelery choices. Distinct floss profiles exist for most of the Atlanta Ghetto scene including Gucci Mane who is particularly easy to profile based on his large head dress, ruby clock inserts, and diamond floss fingerprint. A catalog exists in much the same way Orca Whales are classified in the Pacific Northwest by their surface markings.

YO Son, I just peeped on Lil' Fresh JIZ in his new LAMBO. I could tell it was him by the Floss Profile he was sportin' you HEARD?

by jpervis June 10, 2010

vanity floss

Using dental floss to clean only the teeth people can see when you smile.

All I had time for this morning was a vanity floss. I'll get to the molars tomorrow, I swear! Or maybe this weekend.

by aerinha May 15, 2006

love floss

When a pubic hair acquired during cunnilingus becomes caught in one's teeth or in one's mouth.

Person 1: Man, this bush hair stuck on the back of my tongue is killing me!

Person 2: Aw, that's nothin' but a little love floss...

by Waddy Wendell January 15, 2014

bum floss

n. {Slang} - see butt floss, g string

"your bum floss is showing, pull up your pants."

by S_t_G October 15, 2004

butt floss

Generic term for thong underwear.

Damn all the girls in this club have their butt floss riding high out of their skirts.

by mrlucretius April 01, 2012

flossing the otter

Female masturbation

Yet another Saturday night spent flossing the otter.

by kcatthebat August 17, 2009

Tea Floss

Tea Floss is the pubic hair stuck in your teeth after you've been tea-bagged.

"Wow, that guy's got a great tea bag. But the tea floss is a bitch."

by Stooge-on-BOL May 15, 2008