Flapjack

The female equivalent of being cockblocked. The disruption of a sure thing.

I was going to fuck the cute construction guy, but I got flapjacked at the last minute.

by Krudler123 September 3, 2012

flapjack

Light, fluffy breakfast item; Pancake

Lets grab some Flapjacks from IHOP

by Professor Ryan Bloraney August 4, 2003

flapjack

a very saggy, flat looking breast.

she must in her 40's, look at the flapjacks on her.

by sick December 14, 2003

flashpacking

Backpacking but not on a budget, using First class travel and accomodation. A more 'flash' version of backpacking.

Wow, en suite bathroom in Budapest.You are good at this flashpacking aren't you?

by the_fountain_of_all_knowledge November 10, 2008

flapjack funbags

A seriously sick pair a breastisis. The kind that hang way down "loose-like" while the bitch is standing up. They flatten out and resemble flap jacks or pancakes when she is laying down. Usually accompanied by stretch marks or moles. Possibly a punjent odor usually due to sweat built up in the "flaps" under them fun bags. Also there is not one damn thing fun about flapjack funbags.

Look at that bitch!!!! She has some seriously sick flapjack funbags.

by The Rabot April 22, 2007

naughty flapjacks

(noun) - the art of squarely placing one's body upon another in a fashion such that the testicles fill the opening between the bottom partners legs near the asscrack. If done properly, this should create the appearance of two pancakes stacked. One then proceeds in letting the penis marinate in the butthole of one's partner until the "frothy pancake batter" again finds it way into the "ceramic mixing bowl." The process may take anywhere from minutes to weeks to "fully bake." Maple syrups would be kind of gross, but I guess for the sake of being genuine it could prepared and thoroughly applied. Ideal for the lonely lumberjack looking for some loving on a cold winter's night. Homosexuality implied, but not guaranteed.

Heat up your griddle and start mixing the batter, I'm having a
ravenous hankering for some of your naughty flapjacks

by Darius Weatherford November 19, 2007

flapjack

noun; a handjob given to a man with a flaccid, flopping penis;

Even though I was not fully hard, I still got a rocking flapjack.
Last night this girl was flapjacking me for like 20 minutes.
I got flapjacked by this fat chick in the car last night.

by Dan and Andrew December 22, 2008