Skip to main content

Flashbang

noun
1. The sudden appearance of a large crowd of caucasian individuals, obscuring one's view of their surroundings, typically in a relatively small space, such as a train in a subway.

noun
2. a grenade that creates a flash and a high pitched noise intended to stun or disorient targets without actually injuring or seriously harming them.
1: "It took you a while to get home from the city. Did something happen on the way back?"
2: "Turns out the Taylor Swift concert had just ended the same time I intended to leave. I tried to get onto the train as early as I could, but all public transportation in the area was hit with a flashbang, could barely breathe in there!"
by legalizenuclearbombs January 5, 2024
mugGet the Flashbangmug.

Fallujah Flashbang

When entering a building Fallujah, Iraq, you would throw Grenades instead of Flashbangs.
Lcpl Wagner toss a fallujah flashbangs in that room to clear it.
by TheUglyAmerican January 17, 2023
mugGet the Fallujah Flashbangmug.

the flashbang effect

When you get blinded by lies but after you can see the truth once it has warn off
Yo Joe, did you get the flashbang effect put on you?
by USRLover2015 April 25, 2017
mugGet the the flashbang effectmug.

Romanian Flashbang

The act of jizzing on someones eyes and clapping their ears at the same time to make the sound of a flashbang.
I gave this girl a romanian flashbang, i think she's traumatized.
by bebbeee December 9, 2024
mugGet the Romanian Flashbangmug.

Flashbang

To have cum shot into your eyes to the point you are blinded
“How was your night with Ted, Jenny?”
“Well it was going great until I got flashbanged and couldn’t see”
mugGet the Flashbangmug.

Flashbang wank

A flashbang wank is when an individual decides to masturbate or engage in sexual intercourse whilst tackling a throbbing headache before the event. The word ‘flashbang’ comes from the sheer brain fuckery that is experienced after ejaculation. The pain is so awful that you don’t even have time to clean up the bodily fluids due to having a strong urge to hold your head against a pillow to calm the pain.
I had a flashbang wank earlier babe, and it was the most unsatisfactory wank i have ever fucking had. However, it wont stop me from flashbang fucking the shit out of you later.
by Cum shoot January 20, 2021
mugGet the Flashbang wankmug.

Flashbang

A video, image, or bit of text that throws the viewer off, and immediately shaves away any previous assumptions about possible routes a story may take.

An example of a flashbang:

Anon1: Do real kids actually not like broccoli?

Anon2: I was poor so we had nothing but microwave shit and ramen. I didn't try broccoli until I was in JR high and I was so surprised at how good it tasted. My friends mom had made broccoli and cheese. I ate about 3 servings and told her how it was my first time to try it. I told them how cartoons always told me it would taste so bad. >>I wish I could have fucked my friend's mom.<<
Billy: I was watching this video of cats making cute noises, and the guy who posted it Flashbanged me with an image of a gaping manhole.

Steve: Yar, the internet be a cruel mistress.
by munchiesnOOb November 30, 2023
mugGet the Flashbangmug.

Share this definition