flippin flapjack

A substitute for the overly used phrase Freakin' A! Also means holy h*ll, holy f*&k, etc.

Flippin flapjack! Thats a big body of water.

by Blair73 June 18, 2008

slap the flapjack

A intense session of Masturbation, resulting in a gritty feeling

'I'm just going to hit the shower to slap the flapjack'

by KMAG YOYO February 18, 2014

brazilian flapjack

This is where you are doing a female from behind and bust a nut on her back. Let the semen dry to that of a flake and make her eat it.

I wanted to have my girl try a new breakfast food so I made her a brazilian flapjack.

by Chris McCartney November 7, 2006

Boston flapjack

Similar in execution to the Boston Pancake, except that an oats-based meal (Muesli, Scottish porridge) must have been had before the event.

So my boy was going to give me a b. pancake breakfast but it turned out to be a Boston flapjack...
Still yummy though!

by quenarel March 13, 2009

flapjack splat

When a man titty fucks a woman and takes a shit on her stomach.

Your mom wanted to get kinky with me so I gave her the flapjack splat.

by Bob November 30, 2004

5 on a flapjack

A phrase your brother uses to make you want to commit capital fraud and 7 counts of blue collar tax evasion

Hey max, if you slide that would be 5 on a flapjack

by Giggitygoo415 January 23, 2021

Flapjack Fap

using maple syrup, honey or melted butter spread it on the pancake, then wrap it around your dick, and violently masturbate

"Hey babe, what did you do before."
"i flapjack fapped with maple syrup."
"ohh yum, then your dick is my favourite flavour."

by AGREATNESS December 24, 2012