Falcon Northwest

Maker of ultra high-end gaming PCs. They are ultra expensive as well. Their desktop PC models include the Mach V, the Talon, and the Fragbox. They also offer two laptop PC models, one being a desktop replacement and the other a budget-wary model. Regardless of what components you select for your Falcon Northwest PC, you are getting one hell of a computer. However, you can probably build your own gaming PC comparable to a Falcon Northwest at a fraction of the cost. See also Alienware.

That fully loaded Mach V by Falcon Northwest costs more than many used cars.

by F alcon January 8, 2006

blue falcon

A socially acceptable reference to the acronym 'bf', also known as 'buddy fuck'; referring to an action that leads to 'fucking over' your 'buddy'. Common in military parlance. See also wordbf/word

Our LT-CMD took point, led us through a mine field and almost blue falconed the entire platoon.

by Sidmystic July 17, 2003

flaca

a very skinny girl (from Spanish)

Hey, Flaca, come here!

by No G.D.M. November 4, 2006

Falcon Heart

A sex maneuver involving a caged falcon. The falcon must caught wild and kept close to the bed in which 2 people are making intercourse. In the midst of passionate love-making, as the couple reaches climax, the male must stick his hand deep within the chest of the falcon and rip out the heart. While it is still beating, he must then shove the heart into his partner's downstairs bits and finish up inside of her.

Gerald, I've never been falcon hearted like that before!

by Gerald, The Falconer June 30, 2010

Falcon fuck

Captain Falcon's aerial grab in Super Smash Bros. Can be performed in real life by wrapping your arms and one leg around an unsuspecting person. Must be followed by a simultaneous "YES!" and a pelvic thrust.

Player 1: Shit, I just got Falcon fucked!
Captain Falcon: Yes!
Player 1: ...
Captain Falcon: Show me your moves.

Unsuspecting stranger: AHHHHHHH!
Player 1: Yes! *runs away*

by fornicatia January 11, 2010

Falco

Great Austrian singer. His most important song was "Amadeus", which was the first rap song and the first song in German language EVER to top the US billboard charts. Other famous songs are "Jeannie", "Amerika" and "Der Kommissar" ("Can't turn around"). The latter was turned into "Don't touch this" by US rapper MC Hammer.
Falco died in a car accident in the Dominican Republic in 1998.

Falco was the coolest Austrian musician since Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

by hanneslive January 2, 2009

Falcon Fist

A sexual position. A man or woman coats their hand and forearm with napalm, and then sets it alight. After this they then yell out "FALCON FIST!!!!" and proceed to fist a female in her vagina. She must be a firecrotch, or this could become dangerous.

Peter Parker: Yo, I totally Falcon Fisted MJ last night!
Harry: No way! Do the carpets match the drapes?
Peter: Yeah, luckily...if she wasn't a firecrotch she could have been pretty badly burned.

by Cockdriller April 5, 2010