Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

finger guns

A way for creepy people with porn mustaches to say hello or "I understand". Hold your fingers in the shape of guns (use both hands for maximum effect) and point at someone who just arrived. Bend thumbs to simulate shooting your finger guns and make a clicking sound with your mouth. May be accompanied with a wink in extreme cases.

That dude that looks like he just fell out of the 70's just offered me a piece of candy and then winked and gave me finger guns. I said no.

by K1dCuervo February 27, 2008

finger popping

Sticking your finger in and out of a hole, repeatedly.

My boyfriend and the neighbor chic have been finger popping eachother all day!

by votenowar June 10, 2014

Shrewsbury Finger

Originating in the late 90s outdoor party scene in the area surrounding Shrewsbury, West Shropshire the Shrewsbury Finger is when the index finger is wagged vociferously in both recognition and appreciation of a 'bangin tune' slipped in by a DJ usually specialising in drum 'n' bass, breaks or techno.

"Nafe's givin' it the Shrewsbury Finger to this tune!"

by Beardy Mat July 13, 2006

One-Finger Salute

A gesture associated with the American far-right and Trumpism. Made by extending your arm and pointing your index finger at the sky. Related to the Nazi "Sieg Heil" salute in appearance and presence in right-wing movements.

"Hey man, did you see those Trump supporters give a one-finger salute during his rally yesterday?"
"Yeah I did; in other news, my Australian visa just got approved."

by ragonkmasterp1 September 19, 2022

missing a finger

A phrase used when one cannot find the true objective in a mindfuck picture that is meant to make you shit bricks. Not to be confused with the true meaning of the picture, as the picture is never going to be literally missing a finger because that wont make anyone shit bricks.

John: I cant find it! whats with this picture

Jim: Oh! crap! its missing a finger!

by burkinmadd November 18, 2009

Fiegenfuck

A sexual position involving two people having sexual intercourse whilst riding the Texas Roadhouse saddle/

Person 1: Hey did you see Ben And Sarah at Texas Roadhouse
Person 2: Yeah, they was really riding that saddle around fiegenfucking

by bagging dog November 25, 2020