Fartality

When your fart smells so bad it kills somebody.

Example:

Mom: buy that toy for your little brother.
Son: I don't want too, I'm saving my money for Liquid Ass.
mom: you're jewfy!

Jamie: Dutch Oven! (Cover Gfs face with blanket as I fart under it.)
My Gf: Nooooooooo!
Mortal Kombat announcer: Jamie wins, fartality!

by SumWeirdGuy April 26, 2015

Fartacus

1. Some one who harvests farts.
2. someone who consistently farts.

"Fartacus" constantly smells I don't know what to do.
wade just pulled a fartacus.

by the blamed April 24, 2011

feitan

Feitan is a emo boy 😼. He’s a character from Hunter x Hunter segy

Feitan is a character from hunter x hunter i love you feitan :)

by Hisokaswarmcum September 18, 2020

fartair

The stuff a hand dryer blows on your hands right before you eat!

I can't beleive this cheap ass resturant does not have paper towels and I have to blow fartair on my hands right before I eat.

by Weapon12 May 12, 2010

fartarrhea

Occurs when a person underestimates their own fart, thinking it is just gas but lets the fart out and diarrhea also sprays out usually making a big mess.

Tracy sat on the couch. She felt a big fart coming. She shrugged and slowly let it out. After she farted, she felt better but she noticed her underwear felt wet and her pants had a big brown stain along with the couch. That's when she realized it and said "damn i had a case of fartarrhea and shit myself"!

by jokester75 March 13, 2014

Fartard

1: a fart that turns out to be poop

2: synonym of frick or fuck

3: a retard that has less intelligence than poop

1: "Ew I thought it was just a fart but I just dropped a fartard!"

2: "OH FARTARDS"

*drops something* "Fartards I dropped my mom's favorite plate."

3: "Stop acting stupid you look like a fartard."

by Sgt. Studmuffin August 7, 2017

fartaneous

Describing an occurrence of two people farting simultaneously.

After their dinner of rice and beans, Pat and Jean passed gas fartaneously, much to their surprise and amusement.

by Popo4242 December 18, 2017