by Frank Blunt May 31, 2006
Get the Farkmug. by Jet Wildarm February 5, 2005
Get the Fark Harkmug. A vocally right-wing member of the news aggregation Web site fark.com who is now so embarrassed by the Bush administration that he claims to be an "independent" while taking every opportunity to bash members of the "democrat party." The term is typically accompanied by a trademark symbol.
"Claiming Obama is a secret Muslim again? I guess that's what we've come to expect from another fark independent™."
by crm114uk August 7, 2008
Get the Fark Independent™mug. (A conjunction of fuck and fart; can also be spelled "farck.") The act of farting as a result of being penetrated in a sexual act. Usually, the farting is a result of pressure directly or indirectly on the farter's anal canal by a sexual partner's or partners' body part(s). Alternately, the fart may emerge as a result of the farter tensing abdominal muscles in the act of fucking. In any case, farking results from a physical pressure in a sexual act, and does not refer to the accidental release of a fart during sex due to the farter's inability to hold in gas.
M: "Hey Delilah, how was your night of sweet lovemaking with Henry?"
Delilah: "It was soo embarrassing! I was far(c)king all over the place! Right when he inserted, the pressure on the wall of my anal canal made me fark! And then when I was riding him, the fierce engagement of my abdominal muscles caused me to fark even more. But at the end of it he told me he loved me, so I would say it was worth it."
M: "Wow, well I'm so happy that you had a great night. I can relate to the farcking, though--that happens to me all the time."
Delilah: "It was soo embarrassing! I was far(c)king all over the place! Right when he inserted, the pressure on the wall of my anal canal made me fark! And then when I was riding him, the fierce engagement of my abdominal muscles caused me to fark even more. But at the end of it he told me he loved me, so I would say it was worth it."
M: "Wow, well I'm so happy that you had a great night. I can relate to the farcking, though--that happens to me all the time."
by GarliChic March 20, 2016
Get the Farkmug. by Z0AR0 June 5, 2024
Get the Farkingmug. by dank master surpreme July 15, 2016
Get the farkmug.