family-zoned

when a dude or dudette you are in love with dubs you an unofficial member of their family. hence the classic sentence "you're like family to me."
worse than being friend zoned. or better? who even knows.
(none of this matters of course if you are actually both feeling like bro & sis.)

Dude- I love you! You're like, family to me. I basically consider you my sister now.
Dudette- Yayyyyyy..... *feels all the disappointment*
Dudette- *calls friend* dude i just got totally family-zoned by Joe Bob! *cries*

by angiepants94 January 16, 2014

breeder family

A family headed by a heterosexual couple, generally with children or regarded as having a sexual relationship capable of reproduction.

"It is beyond the American Family Association's charter to promote respect for ALL families. Recognizing rights of members of families headed by same-sex couples confers special rights over each and every bonafide breeder family."

by philw November 30, 2013

Republican Family Values

The family values epitomized by far right polititians and pundits including (a) phone sex with subordinates, (b) prescription drug abuse, (c) republiporn such as Scooter Libby's novel about prepubescent girls being raped by bears or Lynne Cheney's novel about lesbian sex in the old west, (d) public uses of expletives and (e) underage drinking and drug use by sons and daughters.

Now that Tom was in the top 1% tax bracket, he could openly display his Republican family values by sharing his cocaine with his kid's babysitter.

by Lawyerbot December 28, 2005

the Family

1) the group of people responsible for the distribution of ~95% of the LSD in the United States.

2) A group of people one would die for, go to prison for, etc.

I'm going to hook up with the family at a music festival. I need a sheet.

by Acid Head October 4, 2008

Go Home And Be A Family Man

A phrase originally coined by Guile from the Street Fighter video game franchise, it was his tag line after defeating an opponent. Over the years, it has come to be used also when referring to someone who is past their prime at whatever it is that they should do.

Steven: "Hey, did you watch TNA Impact last week?"
Michael: "Yeah, I can't believe they had Ric Flair's 60-year-old ass wrestling again. He's way past his prime He should go home and be a family man."

by Thu Kang-A-Lang January 24, 2011

bush family

A blue blooded family of East Coast aristocratic ilk who moved to Texas during an early 20th century oil rush. Thus bush family was able to increased wealth exponentially (on the backs of poor white & hispanic oil workers). NOT unlike Civil War Yankee CARPETBAGGERS, they took on regional mannerisms and affected southern drawls in order to assimilate and pass for Texans. The bush family strategy has been DYNASTICALLY successful (not to mention even producing TWO US Presidents to date).

If the truth be known, they aint nothing but a bunch of phony, bush family carpetbaggin' yankees!

by T Wade August 28, 2005

family time

When a group of young people who consider themselves family come together in a motor vehicle to recollect their glorious day together. The radio and all other distractions must be turned off and stowed away during family time.

Turn off that 'Gucci Mane.' It's family time, you fucking son of a bitch. Good Lord! If you make the fucking cat noise again, family time will be ruined for everyone.

by The Original Family August 28, 2009