gin-faced

when you drink a large amount of gin, bombay sapphire if you're a respectable bloke, and suddenly your face feels like its 100 lbs and you act crazy

Steve: Damn, Max was totally gin-faced last weekend off that Bombay

Tom: Hey man, shit happens when youre gin-faced.

Steve: Ain't that the truth.

by taylorgangwiz412 June 17, 2012

cross faded

To be drunk and high. This is the prefered method of getting faded for many.

I had five beers before lighting up a blunt then 4 more shots of Southern Comfort. I was hella cross faded.

by bendersd September 24, 2005

Titty Faded

A numeric scale in base titty (rather then base ten) that indicates how fucked up someone gets while partying.

Bro, that last brew got me tripple titty faded!

by OG Mud69 March 2, 2020

Gravy Fame

Mediocre bands, comics, singers, actors, etc, that are extremely famous because of their above average looks.

Fortunatly, Gravy Fame is almost always ends quickly. (Usually when a replacement poster-boy is found or they become old/ugly)

The entire Disney Channel, Dane Cook, shitload of rappers, J. Lo, etc, etc are all examples of Gravy Fame.

by His_Name_Is_Zabo June 28, 2008

two faced

A persona that usually stems from a lack of self-identity, self-esteem, and/or cajones. The person is also usually a brown noser, as they try to please whomever they meet. In an effort to be accepted by the entire world, a "two faced" person will socially accomodate anyone they meet in an attempt to be popular and liked by everyone. More often than not, however, two faced bitches are usually covering up their assholism.

Sherry loved to be liked by everyone. There wasn't a person that she didn't meet that she could not be "friends" with. However, when her "friends" weren't around, she was a two faced bitch. "Damn, I fucking hate Janel; she's really a dirty cunt licking whore. Hey, I'm going shopping for Janel's birthday party on Friday, wanna help me pick something out for her?"

by rpunkboy September 27, 2007

cross-faced

Getting really drunk then smoking marijuana. Generally followed by the spins.

"Man I was so cross-faced last night, I puked all over Steve's driveway!"

by laurengf January 7, 2008

cake faced whore

a girl who wears way too much make up, and acts like a complete whore to everyone around her
she's a super bitch, and wonders why no one really likes her and just wants to have sex with her

Michelle is such a cake faced whore. No wonder her boyfriend dumped her at the party

by jamezors October 28, 2007