A lower gastro-intestinal distubance that creates a dilemma in the afflicted: Do I need a bucket of water or a shotgun?....Is that a fireball or a mountain lion coming out of my ass?
by harry flashman July 11, 2003
by Columnar September 25, 2014
Explosive Penosis is a chronic respiratory disease in which the sperm shooting penis walls, burst due to the massive amount of sperm built into the penis.
Oh shit Bro my man was edging so hard he got Explosive Penosis
No way man the sperm exploded his penis
Oh shit his penis built up he got explosive penosis
No way man the sperm exploded his penis
Oh shit his penis built up he got explosive penosis
by Holy_creator32 December 2, 2019
When a woman queefs out a man's semen in such a loud splattering manner after intercourse that if one were to hear the event without seeing what had happened, they would surely assume that someone was competing in an explosive diarrhea competition.
"Hey Jennie are you okay? It sounds like you have yourself some diarrhea..."
"It wasn't diarrhea - That was one hell of an explosive queef!"
"Damn, girl! I'm impressed!"
"It wasn't diarrhea - That was one hell of an explosive queef!"
"Damn, girl! I'm impressed!"
by captainmarshall1 July 12, 2014
when someone is SO attractively perfect that a female's ovaries simply explode. Like feels to a whole new level!
Friend 1: I actually felt your ovaries explode when Mike started singing
Friend 2: Like... asdfghjkl
Friend 1: I know, I sensed your ovary explosion
Friend 2: Like... asdfghjkl
Friend 1: I know, I sensed your ovary explosion
by da ginger May 19, 2013
Why do I feel like im gonna have a Periodt Explosion? OH FUCK!!!
(Orange period pee floods the room and bursts the windows)
(Orange period pee floods the room and bursts the windows)
by J. Spocks April 17, 2020
by Lindsay Vierheilig April 2, 2008