Non-existent

Every guy's pp

Bro yesterday I was joking with Joe about non-existent pp's. It was hilarious.

by Ino no sqaure May 5, 2020

Newton's 3rd law in existence

When you try to do something, you cannot, because there is a relatively negative action, that does not allow you to do it. (-1+1=0) Therefore, proving the non existence of earth and all of mankind.

Dude: Ayo, ever heard of the Newton's 3rd law in existence that doesn't make sense?

The other dude: No?

Dude: When humans try to walk, another negative action or force should be present to disable him from walking. So, humans are not even suppose to move in the first place.

by Urgae6969 February 19, 2022

existentialist

Someone who belives the human mind is not capable of comprehending the existence of a supreme being if one does indeed exist. They believe that religion is just an institution that brings comfort to those of us that can not handle uncertainty in life.

me and the greater minds of the world

by Anderson March 26, 2005

daily existential crisis

Waking up in the morning feeling cumulative depreciation

I set my alarm for daily existential crisis at 6 AM

by Frets & Such February 28, 2017

non-existent wang

A non-existent wang is a illlusory dick usually found (well not really found because it is nonexistent) on lax brahs and farmers. instead of a juicy dick that should reside inbetween the tanned thighs of these whoreish creatures, it is a dick deprived crotch that longs for a wang, yet will never have one.

Crack addicts are usually attracted to these as well.

He must have a non-existent wang.

by xobiddiesxo June 28, 2010

Existentialism

Existentialism is essentially about having to make choices. Every action and every non-action is the result of a choice to do, or not to do, something. The summation of those decisions - to act or not to act - is you - who you are.

"I was only following orders". Not so, you have the choice to follow or not to follow the orders. Only YOU can make the choice.. Your life is a succession of decisions. And those decisions create who you are.

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by R McLachlan December 27, 2003

aesthetic existentialist pseudo intellectual

A really smart and funny guy.

"What's your religion?"

" aesthetic existentialist pseudo intellectual. i R winz 4ever."

Hehe you said " I are winz "

Footnote:
Just wiki: aestheticism, Nietzsche

Then Urbandictionary :
Pseudo intellectual
Then Wiki Cogito Ergo Sum

Because anything worth knowing is worth working hard for.

That is the meaning of aesthetic existentialist pseudo intellectual.

by Clarence Senterekxentrix November 27, 2010