The certified non simp, little SUS but gets the puss, and telling the young kids to chase dreams not girls
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In the common-media, he is most well-known for his several months' affair with "The Champ" and WWE Superstar, John Cena.
In the common-media, he is most well-known for his several months' affair with "The Champ" and WWE Superstar, John Cena.
Annoyed School Patron 1:"Dude, get a load of Evan VanKlei, does that kid ever shut the fuck up?"
Annoyed School Patron 2: "Or stop throatin' deek, for that matter..."
Annoyed School Patron 2: "Or stop throatin' deek, for that matter..."
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An atheist that combats religion as zealously as evangelicals thrust their religious beliefs on others.
I was talking to a co-worker about an episode of Mysteries of the Bible on National Geographic and this Evangelical Atheist jumped into our conversation telling us that we believed in a Spaghetti Monster God.
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Get the Evangeline mug.Type of Christianity that places authority in the Bible as the infallible word of God. This does not necessarily mean a literal interpretation of everything in the Bible (cf. creationism). Not to be confused with evangelism, which means something entirely different.
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