Everett

A man with the largest cock imaginable. All men slobber at the sight of the absolute specimen before them. They are a different breed of absolute man meat.
My god is that an Everett? I just came.
by moreanus123 November 22, 2021
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Everett

Someone with an inability to see two sides of an argument, often being rude, condescending and/or sexist to those who disagree with them.
James: Max Verstappen is the best F1 driver in the world in my opinion, but I understand if you have a different opinion.

Lewis: Oh dear, clearly F1 isn’t the sport for you. Are you thick? Anyone who thinks Lewis Hamilton isn’t a god on earth is a complete idiot, I suggest you stop talking because you’re an embarrassment to yourself and your family.

James: Woah, chill out Lewis, you’re starting to sound like a real Everett here…
by LonelyHenry October 13, 2022
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everett the stinker

a little creature who drools over old men or something
"omg,, is that everett the stinker?"
"yeah... isnt he the one that wanted henry miller from dsaf to sit on him or smthng"
"i think so ..."
by tangythestinkystinker May 1, 2025
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Everett Sip

Taking a gulp of a drink after saying you'll take a sip
I took an Everett Sip of his drink and he got mad
by Womenlover87 July 14, 2023
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Brennan Everette

Yet another loud and abrasive wikinazi from English Wikipedia without single publication anywhere else. Known to slander users and whitewash themself.
I know Brennan Everette - said no one.
I trust Brennan Everette - said no one.
Brennan Everette is cool - said no one.
by Barkingdog December 31, 2023
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Everett

Everett is a smart guy who has totally met every celebrity that has ever existed. He is famous, too. In fact, he is god!
Everett is my boyfriend, Everett is a god, Everett is the breeze in my hair on the weekend, Everett's a relaxing thought, Aren't you envious that for you it's not? Sweet like honey, Everett is a cat purring in my lap 'cause he loves me flexing like goddamn acrobat me and Everett vibe like that. 'Cause Everett is the thunder rattling your ground. Everett's on your scent like a bounty hunter Everett's gonna track you down step by step from town to town sweet like justice, Everett is a bottle of red red wine Red, red wine goes to my head
Makes me forget that I still need her so
Red, red wine, it's up to you
All I can do I've done
Memories won't go, memories won't go
by CINNAMON JESUS January 17, 2023
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