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A man with the largest cock imaginable. All men slobber at the sight of the absolute specimen before them. They are a different breed of absolute man meat.
My god is that an Everett? I just came.
by moreanus123 November 22, 2021
A wild Smelly Animal that wants to date his wilderness teacher, He has Demented Ears and a very weird brother named MIles who like a girl Named Anna, There sister is very HOT tho so its fine ig
by IUZsygg7ybv January 03, 2020
Finding a homeless addict overdosed and dead in your doorway such that the corpse blocks entrance or exit unless said disease-ridden corpse is handled to move it. A common occurrence in Everett, wa.
Mr. Grivney: You're late again!
Hector: Sorry boss, I got Everett Door Stopped again, took 2 hours for the coroner to show up, and sure as hell wasn't getting Hep C moving him myself.
Hector: Sorry boss, I got Everett Door Stopped again, took 2 hours for the coroner to show up, and sure as hell wasn't getting Hep C moving him myself.
by BoredRD June 13, 2013
The bestaying person in the world. At first she may be shy,but she has no trouble making friends. Once she is gone friend she will stick with you through thiccc and not thiccc. If you ever find a madi, never let her go
by 😅😄😃😂😀😊☺😇 March 23, 2019
mommy its me everett oden
by everettamongus April 13, 2022