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Ethan

The most amazing boy you'll ever meet. He will make a huge impact on your life, and you will never forget him. He is absolutely gorgeous, and has the hottest smile. He makes you laugh. Alot. But, don't be fooled, you will need to understand him, or else the B A N T E R may seem like he's being a cock. Once you get past that, you will become close to him. He will easily change your life. And you will love him more than anything. Oh, and one more thing, he is amazing at kissing.
Person 1: Dayum, did you see that guy? He's hot!
Person 2: Oh yeah, that's Ethan. he's a lad.
by AmandaNorgaard December 28, 2011
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ethan

ethan hot
by 2341234fs April 4, 2019
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ethanal

1. An organic chemical compound with the formula CH3CHO or MeCHO. It is one of the most important aldehydes, occurring widely in nature and being produced on a large scale industrially.

2. Accidental anal sex caused by overconsumption of ethanol.
1. Don't drink ethanal, it'll fuck you up.

2. This fucker gave me ethanal last night, it fucking HURT!
by drunk_ November 11, 2010
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ethanna

A ship name of two amazing people that are perfect for each other. You want to be best friend with this couple because they are so awesome. You know that they will get married some day.
Ethanna is used to describe two amazing people.
by GrahamCracker123456 January 30, 2018
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ethan aston

the biggest asshole in the world. is a fat cunt only bathes every two weeks and has no friends. everytime he swears in clase he gets away with it because of his "needs" what he dosent have. hes an asshole and trys to act cool
oh look its ethan aston the ahole
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Ethan Knowles

Ethan Knowles aka 'The Fat Cunt of Walney' is known for his sheer size of a whopping 50 Stone! He can usually be found on the 'courts' on North Walney or in the bushes bumming Paige Ramsey, with his 1 inch weapon. (Sometimes even Tianna Clark and Chardonay get amongst it with them)

Ethans' master is a man known as 'FRESHHH Dave' aka 'Cracking Pluurr', Ethan follows all of Daves' commands no matter what. One of the commands Ethan has recently completed for his master is reporting ApianDig (who is an absolute mad lad) on XBOX. Ethan also broke his hand trying to fist Paige. Oh.. and also a common misconception with Ethan is his penis is often mistaken for a cocktail sausage, hence why it was bit off by his dog.
by ApianDig November 1, 2018
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Ethan Dolan

OK BECAUSE ETHAN DOLAN is the ultimate Daddy he is obviously the better twin because how could you not love him not only does he have the jawline that’s sharper then a knife .... no no he is the funniest, sweetest, caring, person that you will ever find

A Ethan Dolan gives so much happiness and life to people that can’t find there own a Ethan Dolan gives you happiness when no one else can
I wish I was married to Ethan Dolan
by Ethan’s wife November 19, 2018
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