Esme

Esmes are really emo. They’re annoying and spam u with texts. Don’t be friends with them unless u want to be emonised and spammed. If u like esme then ur really unlucky cus she most probably won’t even confess to you.

A: Im friends with esme
B: oh shit u ok?
A: not really she just made me emo
B: fuck

A: yeah and she also spammed me with paragraphs
B: well do u like her??
A: yes
B: then don’t wait for her to like u back..

by e5me November 22, 2021

Esme

charming lovely and kind and dazzles anyone called Joseph

person 1 : look it's Esme

Joseph "glued to the spot"

by the brain dictionary May 22, 2021

Pull an esme

When you block your friends without telling them and most the time out of no where. Usually with little to no reason.

My friend wanted to pull an esme the other day, but I told him that it’s unnecessary.

by Crispy Dodo April 5, 2021

esme swift

u smell reeeally bad. ur a big fat liar and an attention whore. u fancy ur own brother #incest. ur just so ugly too. nobody cares what you have to say

hi its chris and i hate esme swift

by ninjagoisthebestshow August 20, 2023

Chucking an Esme

A nosey person getting up in everyone’s business like Esme Watson from the TV show A country Practice.

Be quiet, I’m chucking an Esme trying to listen in on the argument next door.

by Moomoomiss April 15, 2021

Esme Pilato

Esme Pilato is so cool and hot and I love them so much

I love esme pilato

by Bootylord23 August 21, 2022

Esme W

Esme W is a callus and dad loving individual, she may be born as a male but also passes as a female. She regularly indulges in some scratch imagining and has a picture of him pinned to her wall which she kisses every night. Accompanying that is a photo of her bald companion who give her comfort on scary nights and her sexy and beautiful lover who she sometimes tucks into bed with.

Who's that girl making out with that dog? Oh, silly me that's Esme W.

by Esme lover ;) May 6, 2024