Emu Oil comes from the emu bird derived from the fat. It is thought to be good for your skin as well as eczema. It comes in emu oil and virgin emu oil.
Emu tears are the highly prized substance used to maintain the pH meters of the stick variety. These are rare and the ethical issues remain a sticking point, with emus having to be made sad for there attainment.
James: I just spilt sodium hydroxide in my emutears nooooooooooo!
Craig: Trololol
Not EMO Kid,
Those crazy little skateboard bastards who idle around in public squares waiting to be noticed and pretending to be homeless. Often times the Emu kid is spotted wearing an all black t shirt and many times are sporting there sisters pants. Often times lanky and rarly spotted after bed time.