government employee

in fact I don't do dick all day, I'm busy typing this shit in urban dictionary when I should be working, (I mean taking a coffee break, smoke break, etc.

Man is it time to go home yet, my ass is getting soar from sitting here all day.

by Big Chief Smack-a-Ho February 6, 2003

employee of the month

An uncaring individual of a retail or customer service establishment who has no interest whatsoever in helping you.

Always there when you don't need them, and never around when you do.

Oh great, now I have to track down the employee of the month to get one of these stereos.

by RidinDirty August 12, 2006

Empty compliment

Saying a compliment without really meaning it and just to make the other person feel good.

Bill: Hey Phil you are really beautiful.

Phil: No, I'm not. Even my grandma calls me ugly.
Bill: Stop being so hard on yourself.
Phil: Well then stop giving me empty compliments.

by John Floppy Clock December 15, 2013

Employmecide

When an individual leaves a perfectly good job for no apparent reason.

"Did you hear Mike just quit his great job?"
"You mean, he committed employmecide?"
"Yeah, that idiot just left his perfectly good job for no apparent reason!!"

by EL JEFE x100 April 21, 2009

Empty Kitchen

What female car salespeople are called behind their backs by sales managers. It implies that they are neglecting their domestic kitchen duties by taking a man's job.

"I heard the used car department just hired another empty kitchen. Why do they waste their time?"

by St. Jerome December 9, 2008

Empty Ballsack Syndrome (EBS)

A medical condition that prevents someone from speaking truth to power or making tough decisions, even at the expense of others and their own reputation and legacy. This illness swept through the GOP during the Trump years. EBS is caused by a lack of testicular fortitude.

“His unwillingness to disagree with Trump’s most recent wild-ass conspiracy is pathognomonic of Empty Ballsack Syndrome (EBS).”

by hodags1966 June 11, 2020

Trump-empted

The day when Donald J. Trump was Elected President of The United States and began the momentum of take action in order to prevent Democrats from destroying America.

Whew! We avoided disaster! Glad we Trump-empted in the election!

by Ornery Gorrilla November 12, 2016