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emotion(al) masturbation

Purposely watching or thinking about sad subject matter in order to purposely provoke an emotional release (most commonly in the form of crying).
The Humane Society commercial is my favorite emotion(al) masturbation material. That shit has me crying all night.
by crystalvibezzz123 June 22, 2020
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Emotional support privilege

When you got people who love and care about you, so whatever life throws at you, you gotta whole community to help yo ass get through it. This makes you a dick when it comes to people posting shit on social media, and stuff like that, sometimes writing something very personal issues they're going through, bc they for real have NOBODY ELSE! You legit can't understand why people post such personal business for everyone to see. It's definitely bc ya ass has "emotional support privilege" and you can't fathom that shit. 👊🤨✌
Ashley said it's stupid to post your personal business and feelings on social media but that's probably bc she has emotional support privilege.
by Ravyn Monroe March 4, 2021
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emoticonvoluted

confused attempt to communicate by use of punctuation keys on a device with a complete alphabetical keyboard.
;/* i perceive as some sort of comment however emoticonvoluted
by lexicali slim September 22, 2009
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emotionally attached

The elevated feeling of attachment, comfort, trust, and friendship after being in a relationship with an individual for a period of time.
I find myself quite emotionally attached to you.
I am becoming emotionally attached to you.

attachment, love, affection, trustworthy
by Taiwan.Bjorn December 14, 2009
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Emoticon Artist

Someone who laces their text and instant messages with emoticons.
Joey: "Man, Heather is the most annoying texter I've ever seen! What's with the smiley faces and hearts?"

Harold: "You got that right. She's a fuckin' emoticon artist."
by Geoff AF March 23, 2010
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emotional damage

steven dies in Asian mode because of emotional damage
by redditor_idiot February 27, 2022
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Emotional Selfishness

the erroneous placement of oneself at the egocentric epicenter of a relationship regardless of depth or titles with an extreme emphasis placed upon third party perceptions, which dictates emotional treatment of others.
A woman or man whom has been so traumatized by pass experiences that they exhibit an almost innate ability to push away the concern and love of other individuals out of fear of experiencing a residual let down.

The woman's "emotional selfishness" would not allow her to have a romantic relationship with the man of her dreams, because the scars from past relationship crippled her romantic courage.
by *18* Jean-Philippe *18* March 18, 2011
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