emeria

Emeria is a girl who is very independent and competes with only herself not other woman. She is very athletic and attractive. She takes her school work and sports very serious. She has been hurt and betrayed by many people but sticks through it all and always bounces back. Emeria does what’s best for and her only, she pushes those around her to be the best they can be. She loves everyone regardless of what they do to her and forgives them and moves forward only knowing what to now avoid. Emeria is a person you want in your life even though she might be a pain sometimes. Emeria is the one you can always count on to have your back and love you no matter what. You might not notice it at first but remember she is the one!

Emeria is the only person I want in my life !

by PGE January 5, 2018

elmeri

A crazy Finnish person that is also good for a laugh. He normally finds a lot of girls, who don’t value him or their relationship as strong as he does. Often too good for them. Can drink a liter of vodka in an hour and likes the sniffer.

Let’s go and do an Elmeri...

Don’t e such an Elmeri

by Lord Boom August 24, 2018

Elmer’s Sock

A sock used for masturbation that’s so overused it’s as crusty a dried Elmer’s Glue. Found in nightstands, under beds, pillows and mattresses.

My elmer’s sock needs a wash. It’s unusable at this point.

My mom found my elmer’s sock and wanted some answers.

by Dick Onchin October 16, 2020

chapstick emergency

1. Any circumstances whereby one has not made the necessary ChapStick preparations and finds oneself without an adequate supply.
2. Any situation which impedes the process or progress of applying ChapStick.

"Man, I can't believe I'm halfway through this movie, all alone in a dark theater with a bucket of salty popcorn, and no ChapStick! This is a ChapStick Emergency!"

"I have lotion on my fingers and can't get the tube open. This is a ChapStick Emergency!"

by sarahmcow January 15, 2010

emeree

Emeree is a beautiful girl that will never let a friend down she can be a bad ass and is never bitchy she wont get mad easily but if u do u DONT want to be in the room she is sweet as hell everyone loves her

Emeree is the all time best girl ever

by Kamart life April 8, 2017

emergency alert system

A scary civil defense broadcasting system. This system used to be called the emergency broadcast system (EBS), which used to be called CONELRAD. The "scary" part is the 3 beeps, which encode the alert, and the 8 second attention signal ( from EBS). Then, in either a robot or human voice, info is given. During the weekly tests, there is no voice. There is during monthly tests, though. The "robot voice" is on alerts from the National Weather Service, but on rare occasions, a human voice will be on weather alerts.

Coming up next on Cartoon Network- *Screen goes black for 5 seconds*
*3 beeps that sound like "duck farts"*
*Attention signal*
Announcer: This is a monthly test of the emergency alert system. If this were an actual emergency, the alert tone you just heard would be followed by instructions and information. This concludes this test of the emergency alert system.
*3 more "duck farts", only shorter than last time*

by TehEndieMC June 4, 2015

Emergency Nug

A weed nugget that you keep after buying and never bring out with you so that in the future if you dont have weed and cant find any you can go to your emergency nug and smoke that.

Damnit, no one is picking up their phone; i guess we should go grab that emergency nug from 2 weeks ago.

Don't worry bout it we dont need to pick up tonight, i got an emergency nug.

by pow right in the kisser July 8, 2009