Eggplant theory

If it fits in your ass then it will do the trick.

Eggplant theory works! I can fit a whole jar in my ass.

by Tayne October 11, 2016

eggplant dike ass

name of someone in paris hiltons phone book, the true meaning is only known to paris

lets prank call that fucking eggplant dike ass

by egg head March 10, 2005

spicy eggplant toy

A dildo.

(Used in mixed company situations.)

My son found a “spicy eggplant toy” in my nightstand.

by Benignjamin November 5, 2021

alabama Eggplant

If by some means your penis becomes bruised and you have sex.

I got my junk slammed in a door and it was big and purple...so I gave her the Alabama eggplant.

by powdriver August 21, 2009

Peach and Eggplant salad

Anal sex.

Because an ass and a dick are represented emoticinically by a peach and an eggplant respectively.

Miley brought me my Caesar salad and as i watched her walk away, i wanted to give her some peach and eggplant salad.

by FriendofAlice August 15, 2017

Orange I mean eggplant!!!!

a very blonde moment for someone who is supposed to be intelligent.

person 1: Quick! name a vegetable!

person 2: Orange I mean eggplant!!!!

everyone else: hysterical laughter

by ;adjflag/rihga'wih'IHIHGGH February 8, 2010

August 18th / National Eggplant / Aubergine Day

The day to celebrate and eat Eggplants/ Aubergines!

Today is August 18th / National Eggplant / Aubergine Day!

by shoethousond October 19, 2019