effin 

1) a clean version of fuckin
2) f"ing

ugh that effin dog!!!

effin by jermaine hiphopapotamus February 21, 2009

Effinghammed 

When one vomits over and over in a social situation, completely blindsiding everyone. The vomiting stops, and a few seconds pass... One of your friends present says, "Dude, are you ..." You interrupt him with more vomit. No one expects it to happen, but all of a sudden... BOOM. Effinghammed.

Pete: Man! I'm so glad you suggested going out to this bar! Lots of hot women! Lots of cheap drink! The music is OH MY GOD DUDE!

Damon: :bllllluuuuuuuuurrrrrfffffppptttppppppp hhuuuuuuurppppp:

Pete: My new shoes....

.....

Pete: Damon, are you HOLY SHIT!

Damon: :huuuuuuuuurrrrrrkkkkkk slluuuurrppppbluuurrrrtttssssss:

Damon: Ugh, (spits), sorry man. Effinghammed.

Effinghammed by benderwiggin July 15, 2014

pd-effin 

the act of scanning documents and turning them into pdf files for emailing

Rick: Hey, whatya doin?
Vern: Not much, just a little pd-effin for my mortgage broker.

pd-effin by ricoh0102 February 4, 2010

effin 

A substitute for the word "fucking". Used by pathetic hipsters, scene kids, live journal and myspace users.

Livejournal entry for Monday: "Man, my Mom wouldn't let me go to the show last night, what the eff."

"That's the effing sex."

effin by hXc Hater May 22, 2006

effingham 

definition: all-purpose, relatively clean yet still dirty-sounding replacement for fuck.

background: created by some fools I know (big props to the GTX for using this first!) as an all-purpose replacement for...yeah, you see how that goes. The derivation comes from seeing a street sign for "effingham street", and things just went from there.

"That effingham rules!"

"you effingham f*cktard"

etc.

effingham by harperdc July 24, 2004

effigy 

(noun) Eastern Washington slang used in reference to a person who is disliked for being really fake or two-faced.

often times, people who qualify as effigies put on a false act that they are really nice or caring, but if you get to know them better or under different circumstances you find out that they're actually extremely rude or uninspiring; completely different than the original image they give. They're not true to who they really are when they're around other people, and will change how they act according to who they're with at any given time.

Girl A: Agh! I HATE that girl! she is so annoying! she's always acting super nice around Nick and Jake, but then, when they're not here, she is a total BWITCH to everyone else!!
Girl B: Omgosh! i knooww! she is such an EFFIGY!!
Girl A: Legit!

effigy by eureka.chica January 20, 2010

elfing 

the process of drawing on or otherwise doing nasty things to someone who is passed out, usually drunk, with their shoes on.

"We were elfing Jason last night. He was so drunk, we wrote "I suck dick" on his face!"

elfing by Lunchbox330 April 6, 2008