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Enronomics 

The study of the accounting practices and legislative influences of Enron and the direct effect it had on our financial institution.

(i.e. mark to market accounting, & the deregulation of energy)
Me to SitiBanc: Well I have on my mark to market accounts a profit of a million dollars, so I would like to apply for a loan, I need - oh, gosh, okay, 1.5 million will work for right now.

SitiBanc: Okay so mark to market - I haven't heard that accounting terms since Key Lay came in asking for 1 billion dollars...

Me to SitiBanc: Yes, I am familiar with Enronomics.
Enronomics by Jessica Siewert June 11, 2008
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fake economic savior 

A term used to describe the Shyster in Chief as he postures himself to appear as though he’s savin’ the asses of those who’ve waited desperately for some sign of economic relief.
I understand that right now he wants our vote more than he wants us poor fuckers to die, but I will still consider voting for this fake economic savior ‘cause he’s buying my groceries!

Economic Draft

Civilian men and women after being layed off from their job broaden there horizon in the hunt for new work and settle with the U.S military. They do this because of the lack of job security,Benefits,Growth and oppurtunity in their community's due to the economic strain. Even if there is no military "draft" in place it is perceived this way due to the high number of people signing up for enlisted employment which will include steady pay,benefits and room to grow.
John " Damn, If they reinstated the draft I would move to canada"

Willy-"Well technically were in an economic draft, People are signing up because they lost there jobs to do the economy.


John-"Im glad I still have my job"
Economic Draft by Birchum,Matt January 19, 2009

economic anxiety 

a coded phrase used to exonerate racist whites for their support of political candidates, legislation, and other policy that would reinforce racial hierarchies in the U.S. that are the legacies of colonialism and slavery.
These Trump supporters are not racist, they just have a lot of economic anxiety.
economic anxiety by Frank Honest November 17, 2016

The Political And Economic State Of The World 

Jaden Smith's favourite conversation topic
Walter: Yo jaden do you be feeling like a fire breathing dragon today?
Jaden Smith: Enough! If it's quite alright with you, Walter Hartwell White Sr., I would currently like to discuss The Political And Economic State Of The World right now.

Economicsnake 

A rare breed of snake that is deeply concerned about the world economy. Often gives humans subliminal messages (i.e. invesment advice), and is very helpful, with an IQ ranging from 300-400. They eat spinach and enjoy table tennis.
Economicsnake: Beware books with apples on the front!

economic climate 

A phrase commonly used during a recession to sophisticate a person's excuse for not paying for anything he should.
"In this economic climate, I'm afraid I simply cannot afford to realize the dividends in my portfolio."

"Sorry, I can't pay muh rent because of this economic climate."

"Gotta quarter? I'm homeless thanks to the gub'ment and this economic climate."