Educated Boner

When you get a boner in school.

Tom: yo im not going to class today
Abe: why not, sex ed is fun?
Tom: im trying to avoid getting an educated boner.

by ballsackman January 30, 2010

Educational Orgasm

That feeling of intense pleasure and satisfaction in finally understanding a concept taught to you at school that has left you mindfucked for a considerable period of time. On average, nerds are known to have more frequent and intense educational orgasms, and often it is these orgasms that drive them towards pursuing academic success. Regular highschool dumbfucks may never experience an educational orgasms, as they would typically consider sex with other people preferable to sex with a textbook.

Joey, NERD: WOW, I'm really getting the hang of these trigonometry questions, I am totally having an educational orgasm right now!
Will, REGULAR GUY: Calm down and get laid dude.

by warosaro May 18, 2014

eucalyptified

(Verb.) Clinging on to one's significant other and preforming a Koala Hug, forcing one's significant other to be one's mobile eucalyptus tree.

Flustered boyfriend: "I was hugging my girlfriend when she eucalyptified me. I walked around the house for 10 minutes as she ate the leaves from my branches and chewed in my ear"

by fartface14 January 7, 2014

Educational Among Us

Educational Among Us is a common school practice (Mainly Used by Teachers) to make your students with no fucking knowledge hyped for a game they always play. It is used a lot nowadays, The Game Or if you even consider it a "Game" Will either include a paper worksheet or if you're in online school they will give you a shitty web game quiz to who's the impostor. The reason why this is shitty is that some websites profit off the game or just steal its contents from the main game, It is not fun you know why? You answer some fucking school-related questions. Schools mainly need to stop this because this is just making the game much worse. We didn't ask for this shit? Some of the web games are just one of those stolen Virtual Escape Games But coded differently (Some Are Made by Other Creators without stealing the assets from the steam game) Overall if you're a teacher and if you make your students hyped up for these games, Just stop You're not fucking funny or fun at all. You're literally just making the game again an online torture chamber, Just like school.

Teacher: We're about to play Among Us Students so get ready!
Student 1: Oh god not again why these shitty virtual escape games man!
Student 2: I am not even hyped up for this shitty Educational Among Us Game.

by Cheese Stick Lord. March 18, 2021

Google Education

When someone's knowledge is based on countless hours spent searching for information on google.

Usually somebody who's trying to act like an authoritative on the subject.

Man 1: So I started itching real bad lately.
Man 2: Yep, man it's definitely Hepatitis C
Man 1: How do you know?
Man 2: Because I search disease symptoms on google all the time.
Man 1: I didn't know you could get a Ph.d in Google Education >.>

by NightdesertHawkManguy July 19, 2011

British Education System

A spiffing joke.

Baxton: I say, the British Education System is a right ol' joke, wouldn't you say?

Reginald: Ah yes, quite! *Cockney chuckle*

by EnglishFag June 11, 2016

real education hours

The period of time where school is in session. The time where you're (hopefully) up and learning and getting your education.

Kyle: Ayo what time is it?
Ryan: It's real education hours fam, who tf up and learning?

by DeadBread February 3, 2018