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Ebola

A deadly virus named after the Ebola river near Africa. It have over 70% chance of killing you when you have Ebola. The virus started in Africa in 1973 when the people live there ate a fruit bat and got Ebola.
The recent outbreak of Ebola happened in 2014 at West Africa and had now past to the US. Once you get Ebola, you will probably die from it because there is no cure for it and you have to have good immune system to cure it. Many people are donating money to find a cure for the deadly disease.
person: Hey you got Ebola you don't look so good.
another person: ahredhbasa help meeeee!!!!!!!!!! (dead in one second)
by swagMaster November 20, 2014
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Ebola Zaire

A highly infectious agent with a 90% mortality rate. First discovered in 1976, it has an incubation period of 7-10 days. After the incubation period, the host suddenly becomes depersonalized, the internal organs begin to hemorrhage, the epidermis begins to fill up with blood, resulting in the skin almost coming off. The internal intestines hemorrhage, resulting in a sloughing of the gut, and every orifice (including the anus) begins to seep blood. It can only be spread through liquids, including mist in the air.
Britney: I am learning about how deadly ebola is, I sure hope I don't catch it, it has a mortality rate of 90%!
John: You must be thinking of Ebola Zaire. Don't worry, it can only be spread through direct contact with the blood, or through water particles in the air.
by Randomfart4 June 3, 2016
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Ebola Train

An Ebola train is any type of run-down (ghetto) public transportation.

Ebola trains can be found in highly populated urban areas, including but not limited to The republic of Congo, Liberia, Nigeria, Dallas, Ft. worth, and New York.

It is rumored that Ebola trains can also be found in London, Madrid, Cleveland, and other urban centers.
Look at those poor bastards riding the Ebola train into Liberia.
by ToxicBeef October 25, 2014
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ebola shits

After eating that my insides are liquifying and giving me the Ebola shits.
by anonymous March 12, 2021
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Don Ebola

Don Ebola is Don Of All Dons and Leads Church Of Loyle.
Oh Look Its Don Ebola! Shine His Shoes!
by Church Of Loyle September 10, 2023
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Ebola

Why the fuck are you trying to find the definition of Ebola just google it
“Yo I have Ebola”
by ComradeWolfissimo69 January 31, 2020
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ebola hole

an offensive name for the garbage chute or garbage chute room at your local apartment building
if youre a janitor, please ask for a pay raise if you want to work with the ebola hole
by Sexydimma March 14, 2021
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