Guys with this name are typically very beta. They will do anything to get a girl, tell they love them the first week they meet them and click like on every post on facebook.
by Facebookhater123 September 20, 2011
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Can be combined with: See also Scrooge and/or Scrooged
Can be combined with: See also Scrooge and/or Scrooged
Bobby: "Man we are so dam broke, we need to figure somethin' out to pay these bills."
Guss: "Well dude lets roll down to the local bar and get some of those skeezers or skig-scags in the sack, finish before them then quickly get up and clean out their pockets and run!"
Bobby: " Hell ya Guss, I like your thinkin', lets give 'em the good Ole' Ebenezer!"
Guss: "Well dude lets roll down to the local bar and get some of those skeezers or skig-scags in the sack, finish before them then quickly get up and clean out their pockets and run!"
Bobby: " Hell ya Guss, I like your thinkin', lets give 'em the good Ole' Ebenezer!"
by M24TheWizard April 2, 2011
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Get the Ebenezer mug.Anyone with this in their name (first,mid,last) is a sick c*nt. they are the descendant of a great hero name Herox Ebbelsio. They incorporate the traits of the hero, but not just some, all of them.
These characteristics are -
- an all round great person
- incredibly funny
- short
- skinny
- small muscle
- Fast reflexes
- general lack of in-depth knowledge
- opportunistic
- small genitals (for males, small penis. For females, small breasts)
- smooth, silky hair.
- good at most athletic activities.
These characteristics are -
- an all round great person
- incredibly funny
- short
- skinny
- small muscle
- Fast reflexes
- general lack of in-depth knowledge
- opportunistic
- small genitals (for males, small penis. For females, small breasts)
- smooth, silky hair.
- good at most athletic activities.
person 1 - "Did you hear about that Daniel kid?"
person 2 - "No, why?"
person 1 - "He's really good at everything, but he's small in every way. EVERY way."
person 2 - "Must be an Ebbels."
person 1 - "Agreed."
person 2 - "No, why?"
person 1 - "He's really good at everything, but he's small in every way. EVERY way."
person 2 - "Must be an Ebbels."
person 1 - "Agreed."
by sws9742 October 26, 2011
Get the Ebbels mug.Ebbon a young man who has a heart of gold but is in touch with his sensitive side, and would die for his friends. Incredibly witty, and has bronze skin like a greek god. He attracts the ladies with his manly hair. If anyone can tame the beast they'd be lucky and well looked after
Girl 1 - oh look! There's Ebbon...*looks in awe* look how long his man hair is
Girl 2 - wow i can see it from here (a hill) I'd love to date him
Girl 1 - I'll fight you for him bitch, he looks like the baddest Road man
Girl 2 - *puts boxing gloves on*
Girl 2 - wow i can see it from here (a hill) I'd love to date him
Girl 1 - I'll fight you for him bitch, he looks like the baddest Road man
Girl 2 - *puts boxing gloves on*
by Clint Flint August 25, 2021
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