It’s 2am. You’re sitting on the toilet after a long day of work, pants around your ankles, ready to drop a bomb. The house is silent. Everybody’s asleep. You feel your stomach rumble. Suddenly, your ass sings the magical tune of a fart. It echoes very loudly in the toilet. Everybody’s awake now.
by Bricky Ricky July 23, 2024
Get the Mexican Earthquakemug. The phenomenon of violent vibration and shaking inside of one's house due to the unstable load or poor feet adjustment of a washing machine or dryer.
Dude the windows in the house rattled so bad the glass fell out of the frames! It was a North Carolina Earthquake it was a 8.3 on the sphincter scale!!!
by Buzzard lips February 20, 2021
Get the North Carolina Earthquakemug. The act of trying to regain consiousnees while finally getting your penis to re communicate with your brain after giving your wife the dick for a long period of time.
I had a huge earthquake tripod and pissed all over your bathroom floor after I hit that fat chick yesterday.
by Johnnyrivers July 26, 2017
Get the Earthquake Tripodmug. Wow did you hear about that earthquake in Mexico....
Yea..but it wasn't just an earthquake...it was the Earth's headaches...
Yea..but it wasn't just an earthquake...it was the Earth's headaches...
by SnellyBob JoeSpends September 23, 2017
Get the Earthquakemug. by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024
Get the Egyptian Earthquakemug. "Hey you wanna do the dirty earthquake? " *Girl gets on top while guy shakes furiously under her like he's having a seizure*
by BigNutTsunami May 28, 2019
Get the Dirty Earthquakemug. When the idea of earthquakes or wanting to experience an earthquake turns you on. Wanting to be dominated by someone or something that goes by the name of earthquake.
The sheer wonder and thought of getting dominated by her friend Earthquake whilst experiencing an earthquake finally lead her to have an intense earth-shattering orgasm
She got off by the sheer thought of being dominated by an earthquake
She thought it was hot seeing her friend experience an earthquake like orgasm. That’s when she knew she had an earthquake kink
She got off by the sheer thought of being dominated by an earthquake
She thought it was hot seeing her friend experience an earthquake like orgasm. That’s when she knew she had an earthquake kink
by cccccc! April 25, 2025
Get the Earthquake Kinkmug.