R.E.D.

1) RETIRED. EXTREMELY DANGEROUS

The Acronym R.E.D. Is Used To Notify Certain People Of Dangerous Retirees, Who Used To Be Employed In Mainly Government Agencies. Such As The CIA, FBI, NSA, Etc.

2) Acronym Also Used In The Popular Motion Picture, "RED"

1)

Manager- This Is The File Of The R.E.D. Employee Who Used To Work Here Several Years Ago.

Worker- R.E.D. ?

Manager- Retired. EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. Don't Want Them Screwing Around Here...

2)

Guy- Dude, Did You See That New Movie, "RED"?

Guy 2- Not Yet, But I Heard It Was AWESOME.

by JPIsacock April 12, 2011

S.E.D.- Sticky Esophageal Disorder

When your esophagus produces excess mucus and food sticks to it. Producing a gagging and vomiting reaction while eating.

My friend suffers from S.E.D.- Sticky Esophageal Disorder and its totally nasty.

by Biggie B December 24, 2006

W.I.C.K.E.D

Wish I Could Kill Every Day

just "W.I.C.K.E.D"

by ~sober~ The Unhappy Juggalo September 28, 2009

Q.E.D.

Certainly an abbreviation of quod erat demonstrandum but after watching, suffering through, proving thousands of proofs, a math major might just say Quite Easily Done.

The final line of many proofs of the Pythagorean Theorem.

a squared + b squared = c squared

Q.E.D.

by MoHare April 30, 2008

q.e.d.

A term mathematicians like to use which literally translates as Qualified Ejaculate Dispenser, where those who have come up with an equal or better theory or postulate can join you in the lab for a celebratory circle jerk. In the film "A Beautiful Mind" this event was replaced with the scene where the other faculty members giving John Nash their pen, some after having the pen in their mouths.

Einstein was very lonely at his Q.E.D. celebrations.

by The greasy panties of John McCain February 19, 2008

F.R.E.D.

Fucking Random Erectile Dis-function, happens during intercourse, the male's penis goes floppy like jelly in the woman's vagina.

Ooooh Yeeeah oh crap its happened agin, F.R.E.D. go away!!!

by Lyceria October 8, 2010

F.I.E.D.

(Fantasy-Sport Induced Emotional Discord) The emotional discord one experiences when the interests of their fantasy team are juxtaposed to those of the actual team one normally supports.

Tim, a Chargers fan, was experiencing a severe amount of F.I.E.D. (pronounced "fide") while watching Phililip Rivers pass for a career-high amount of yardage, because his opponent in fantasy football that week was benefitting from Rivers' great game.

by Spacial-D September 21, 2009