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Desmond

The sexist man alive, often worshiped at home as a God of love, happiness, intelligence, and wit. Also can be used to describe someone who is crowded by women and has everything in life figured out.
by Hytrath93 April 13, 2011
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Irrational Desmoulins Lust

The state of existence where every thought is dominated by the sexiness of French Revolutionary Camille Desmoulins. All other habits cease, and the victim drools over google images, books, and films pertaining to Camille Desmoulins.
Keegan: Let's see... the capital of Azerbaijan is... oh god.. Camille.... you sexy thang...my place tonight.... my parents aren't home...leave Horace with Robespierre... hnnnng

Doctor: Son, you've got a bad case of Irrational Desmoulins Lust. This requires some serious treatment, and I need to start you on a round of hormone relaxers immediately.
by rageofmarat July 14, 2011
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nicole desmond

Nicole Desmond is pretty much the most awesome person in the world. She speaks the language of llamas and will be king of the world some day. Even though she is a girl.
by ndndndndndndndndndndndndnd August 2, 2011
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desmondized

Getting tricked into being smarter than you really are. In order to understand the concept you must be desmondized yourself. A classic example is the friendship between Sherlock Holmes and Mr. Watson, making this older than radio.
Malthus "whenever I hang wiff karen I smarts.."
Frien "what chew trippin, like phat'n shiz?"
Malthus: "dunno like whateff i get desmondized."

Karen "Hello Malthus, how're you doing?"
Malthus "Suitable, good friend, truly delectable."
by Desmond White December 1, 2009
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"Death before dismount".

A satire of the USMA (West Point) motto, for the Cavalry. It signifies the apprehension of a Cavalry or Armor enlisted person, to remove themselves from the comfort ad safety of their vehicle.
I ain't gettin out of my track, "death before dismount".
by seajay66666 May 18, 2018
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Arabian Dismount

While the female is riding your cock, as you are about to blow your load, she bends over backwards while you thrust your pelvis in the air, she falls off the bed, and you blow your load in to the air effectivly spraying the semen on the walls
she nearly took my dick off last night with that arabian dismount.
by MatteusR December 31, 2008
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dismoral

Dismoral is any action which lowers group spirit.
Usually said by irritated with their, rarely, team low ability of doing something.
Often heard in teamplay games or, in work, from bosses.
In most situations, it's followed by illusion of right extimating someones' performance.
"-Screw you, team..." — mild example of dismoraling.
"You cannot even action, you flame." — another example with two free fillable slots.
by TheUnone May 11, 2016
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