Twitter Dyslexia

When the tweet you planned to post goes past the character limit, then you cut, change and edit, so you can fit it into one tweet. After you post it, you realize you left in/out a random word or had text/punctuation in the wrong place that makes it sound weird.

"By the time I realized my twitter dyslexia, people had already liked and re-tweeted it"

by trutherbotnet May 17, 2020

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Dyslexia

Dyslexia is when a person has a hard time spelling/ordering letters in a word

Kai: Hey how are you doing
Jack (Has dyslexia): MnbopS PSO eoos SOSW
Kai: Oh yeah forgot about that sorry

by Arti_i June 25, 2024

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[spatial] [dyslexia]

a condition often attributed to but not always caused by lack of sleep, in which the sufferer misplaces objects by substituting one item with another unconsciously, due to a short attention span and/or attempting too many tasks at once, resulting in confusion, consternation and at times deprivation until the item is found.

Throwing the full packet of cigarettes into the trash instead of the empty lighter you were intending to discard is a good example of spatial dyslexia.

by residenthedonist June 27, 2009

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Emoji dyslexia

A condition affecting early millennials. In the sub-generation that grew up without mobile phones. They understand what the emoji is but are unable to grasp its correct contextual usage - often leading to misunderstanding &/or confusion

He’s really cute but he suffers from emoji dyslexia and thinks 👉👌 means “right, okay”

by Pablo Esco’boa June 1, 2024

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

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