Electile Dysfunction

The embarrassing failure to elect a president based on a simple majority of votes.

In 2016, the loser was given the keys to the White House - a clear case of electile dysfunction.

by go out laughing September 08, 2017

Electile Dysfunction

Reason our president is in office

Damn, if not all of this electile dysfunction, we'd have a decent president

by somejirgawirgadirgabroCALL911 September 23, 2019

Cactile Dysfunction

When you're trying to have sex with a chick, but her legs are so hairy/spiky that you can't keep an erection.

"Dude, I got her pants off, and I rubbed her legs and I suddenly had an extreme case of cactile dysfunction."

by iamcurbappeal October 25, 2009

dysfunctional breasts

when one boob is bigger or smaller that the other.

Ja Skank Ho has some crazy dysfunctional titties.

by Frank Fenimore May 11, 2005

Erectile Dysfunction

When ur peepee cant get hard cuz u watch 2 much porn. Ur dad likely has E.D. cuz hes an old fag and wants to phuck ur mommy but he has to take this little over priced pill called viagra so his dick can throb and he can bone ur mom.

Dad: Why my peepee not hard?
Mom: Cuz you watch 2 much pornhub and have Erectile Dysfunction.

by Masonw070204 October 09, 2018

Erectile dysfunction

Inability to get it up.

Everything about Paulie was dysfunctional and immature, no wonder he had so many insecurities to pick at, rather than weapons. His erectile dysfunction was a sign of his impotence, not only around the opposite sex, but as a human.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2021

Reptile dysfunction

Commen brother of “erectile Dysfunction”. Is when a species of reptile engulafes your dick with at least one unwilling partner

Logan has reptile Dysfunction and has a vilper on his dick,we need to go to the ER

by Glenicus. December 18, 2018