One Direction

A UK boyband that makes girls all over the world sexually frustrated and angry.
Tumblr girls know the most information about these boys, anyone who slags them will be destroyed. One Directions fans (Directioners) are named 'the deadliest of fandoms'

they have the power to find out ANYTHING and EVERYTHONG

Louis Tomlinson
One Direction
Harry Styles
Niall Horan
Liam Payne
Zayn Malik

by ilove1d October 23, 2011

The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction

The best 1D fan fic (I and millions of other people think) by far. It is written, animated, voiced by, and directed (he pretty much did EVERYTHING) by Mark Alan Parsons. In the video, all of the pussycats are kidnapped by Lord Faptuguise, and the 5 boys of One Direction try to rescue the pussycats and stop Lord Faptuguise. It is rumored that on September 18th, 2012, there will be a second video with the boy's actual voices. But, it is not certain that this will happen yet.

Person 1: OMG Have you seen this video called 'The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction' on youtube yet??
Person 2: Are you KIDDING ME?!?!? I have seen that video so much that I practically make up HALF of their views.
Person 1: Me too. That Mark Alan Parsons guy is a GENIUS. Oh, and what do you call a 2,000 pound spanish toilet??
Person 1&2 in harmony: EL TON JOHN!!!!!! :D
Person 3: You guys have lost your minds...

Person 1: Our minds have been gone. What rock have you been living under?!?!

by taytheketchuplover June 30, 2012

Directorgasm

What happens when a Director gets inordinately excited about something (usually unachievable) - often ends in a sticky mess.

Co-worker 1: I hear you were on the wrong end of a Directorgasm in the staff meeting this morning.
Co-worker 2:Yeah he saw some Powerpoint slides at a sales demo and now I have 2 weeks to build him a system that works the same.
Co-worker 1: Sucks to be you

by curmudgeonly cyclist November 20, 2010

direwolf

The civilian counterpart to the sheepdog; one who protects the flock from wolves because they are fond of the sheep.

"What happened with that terrorist?"

"Nothing! A direwolf drew on him and the guy surrendered to the authorities."

by Jim Locke23 September 8, 2019

pulling a direct

Talking about your sexual life with your partner to such a degree it's cringe worthy. Commonly seen with excessive continuation of talking about it when asked to stop.

Ryan: Dude, my pants feel wet after Cumming to my girlfriend's nudes, I didn't clean it off or nothin'.

Jerry: Bruh, stop pulling a direct. Fucking weirdo.

by rivsz June 26, 2021

sales director

A person who is proficient in their ability to delegate work to other staff, while spending much of their own time persuing private interests.

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

Directioner

Possibly the funniest and craziest fandom ever. Directioners are very stalker-ish but are entertaining and funny. Although they have some bad street cred, most are very nice and are a tight knit group.

Me: You should use L'oreal
Zayn:...
Me:...
Zayn: Why are you in my shower?
Me: Because your worth it.

A Directioner posted this on Instagram

by ImThatMuchCooler March 16, 2013