dud max

Someone who is the maximum amount of dud; a fucking idiot.

I was driving home from work and some dud max totally cut me off!

by SlamYourself January 6, 2017

dud dick

When you can't get an erection but it's not a recurring problem

"Hey did you get with Carolina last night?"

"Yeah it was great but I had dud dick"
"Ah that's alright mate"

by Chrononaut June 15, 2021

Dud Zut

When you are absolutely fucked up to the point of unconsciousness and not remembering anything.
Usually caused by smoking lots of marijuana and/or consuming lots of alcohol.

Friend 1: Dude you puked all over the place last night, how much did you drink?
Friend 2: I dont even know man after those shots i took i was Dud Zut!
Friend 1: You were in another dimension! Im tryna get Dud Zut tonight tho!

by Mere Kat Killa March 14, 2011

Dud Wad

A wad of Milk duds you have already chewed.

mmm Eating Milk Duds
"Ahh! My tooth fell out!"
"You're lying."
"Nuh-uh. Look here."
"Holy shit! It's in your dud wad!"
"Dude it totally is! Stupid dud wad! ow!"

by MissKnowItAll17 August 22, 2009

dud wut up

Say: Dude What's Up ..in a cool way..

-Hey, Good Mornin' dud wut up ?
I mean.. In a chat cuz in real life it is really the same thing..

by DeFridge November 30, 2016

Dud bag

A bag of chips that looks full but is only half air and half chips

I got a bag of chips and I'm so annoyed because it is a dud bag

by Squishyboy101 August 2, 2017

dud thud

The feeling when you break up with someone in a romantic relationship.

I had a dud thud when my boyfriend jilted me.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019