duck

the source of all evil in the universe. perverse little beings who would just as soon defacate on you from above as look at you.

Those goddamn ducks just besmirched my shlempen shelepper!

by squirrelmaster5.0 June 8, 2003

Duck

Stoke-on-Trent word used for either sex.

"No thanks duck"

"How are you duck?"

by 13-16-20 May 19, 2009

Duck

An autocorrected form of "fuck" that usually makes you seem like you are academically challenged as you struggle to correct the word, but autocorrect keeps fixing it.

Ed:

"Hey you missed an awesome party bro"

Joe:

"Duck"
"*duck"
"*DUCK"

Ed:
"Do you mean duck?"

Joe:
"Awe duck man you too?"

by Nipple421blezit July 7, 2014

Duck

4chan world filter for loli
Formally Thomas Jefferson

lol guyz is this duck?

by Zaku Sniper September 16, 2005

Duck

a duck is an ass or someone who is stupid without any sense.

Your boyfriend cheats on you and you still stay with his ass!

"Your a duck, why in the hell you still with his lame ass?"

by christina coney November 16, 2006

duck

duck=dumb fuck

get it strait u ducks!!!! its not an animal

by boB August 13, 2003

duck

A derogatory term used for guys that are about as cool as aids.

While we were at the local bar, this duck tried to hit on my girlfriend, and in the process spilled his beer all over her.

by Al G June 27, 2005