douchearrea

The act of being a douche when someone is acting like a douche too you.

Person A: I love Hair-gel and overusing Axe.

Person B: Me Too!!!!

Person C: Dude you just caught a major case of Douchearrea, you should see a doctor

by that_kid_with_the_face July 22, 2010

Doucheary

Constant experiences with the heinous act of a male being a douchebag.

douchebag douche asshole

His acts of doucheary destroyed their relationship.

by Grrrlawless June 21, 2016

Doucheapottomous

A person who is above and beyond "normal douchedom"

Derek is SUCH a doucheapottomous. He has no clue EVER what he is talking about!

by Jason Traplvminati July 28, 2017

Doucheback

(n. ~Douche-back): A doucheback is a form of headwear most commonly adorned by members of the elite social strata of douchebags. Such headwear most frequently manifests itself in form of snapback hat (extra points for mesh, extra extra points for camouflage, extra extra extra points for sports team logo with whom the wearer bears no real affiliation).

Chad: Bro, you peep my new LA Dodgers camo mesh snapback? So sick, right?
Reasonable human: Dude, you're wearing a doucheback. Take that thing off now!

by Philo Rhen October 21, 2020

doncheadlesnumberonefan

Most beautiful gorgeous and funny person in the whole entire worlds and is #4lifers with don cheadle

doncheadlesnumberonefan is so cool Ily her sm

by Master poop July 2, 2021

doncheadlesbiggestfan

a super cool mutual that is confirmed to in fact be the largest member of actor don cheadle’s fandom

hey do you like sexyverysexy more or doncheadlesbiggestfan
definitely doncheadlesbiggestfan

by anOn5614213 August 25, 2021

Douchearostomy

Is a surgical procedure to remove as many Douchebag traits from an individual’s brain as possible .

Was just at doc where he performed a minor Douchearostomy

by anonymous December 18, 2021