douchenatch

A combination of the words douche and biznatch.

John Donne is a douchenatch.

by Henry VonDouche March 12, 2004

Doucheous Rex

1. KING OF THE DOUCHES!!!
2. Just the hugest douche that's ever lived. Quite literally, a vagina cleanser in a human's body
3. Any man who's ever said the word d-bag instead of douchebag

"Wow, he's such a major douche"
"Not only that, but he's a Doucheous Rex"

by Douche Expert March 12, 2009

Douchenugget

aboud abas/ variation on chickennugget and douchebag

that guy is a flaming douchenugget

by douchenuggetmaster September 14, 2009

Douchefus

A combination of Douch And Doofus.

What's wrong with that guy? He's a douchefus, man.

by eriuqsnahtan June 23, 2011

Douchecutie

Someone's that is a cutie... But acts like a douchebag. When you see it, You'll feel quite dissapointed.

-Hey dude! Look that cutie
-There's a problem, dude: She likes Justin Bieber.
-What's the matter 'bout that?

-She's 19.
-Oh! Such a douchecutie

by Kissmymetalshinyass December 18, 2012

Doucheneese

a nationality that acquires a set of fake testicles, by influence of either alcohol or throne room.

Why does Shinobi being such a prick lately? Why is he constantly bashing mini when he is obviously smaller, and not so KoC savvy?

Well, its cause he is Doucheneese.

by KoC Reaper July 5, 2012

Douchenugget

The exact word to describe the personality of the character Hans from the movie "Frozen". (Can be used for other annoying or douchey people in your life)

"You still friends with Hans?"
"No, I ditched that douchenugget a while back."

by Proudcreatorofthisword February 17, 2014