douchenaggery

The act of expressing one's personal opinions in a way that suggests they should be adopted by another, regardless of what they may think.

Dan's douchenaggery reached it's apex when he suggested breast fed babies are healthier than formula babies after the parents of the newborn explained she rejected the breast milk.

by MAB75 June 17, 2009

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douchenogger

a term used when describing an unbelievable (and usually unnecessarily loud) moron who wears white sunglasses and a livestrong bracelet and hangs out at the pool all day with his girlfriend drinking coors light or some other variation of beer one can buy in large quantities of aluminum cans.

some synonyms are: douche, douchebag, and nogmonster.
("nogmonster" is more of an elevated term, but is a synonym nonetheless.)

a commonly used shortening of this word is: "nog" (not to be confused with the racial slur)

that guy over there looks like a complete douchenogger. i think we should come back later. i'd rather not listen to his shitty ipod stereo all afternoon.

by Befera August 5, 2011

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DoucheNozzle

Someone who is entirely worthless, useless, scared, a wuss, a wimp, a douche, a loser, a dumbass, a failure, pathetic, uncool, and lame.

Guy 1: "Hey man, let's go talk to those chicks over there."
Guy 2: "No way man, my girl would get pissed at me if she saw me talking to them."
Guy 1: "Dude, your woman isn't even here! C'mon."
Guy 2: "Doesn't matter man, somehow, she would just know."
Guy 1: "Man, you are such a douchenozzle."

by RoninDH July 7, 2006

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