by DrunkLahey November 20, 2011
by Tom Bombadillo June 15, 2005
Something like a water bottle, filled with douche solution, with a nozzle that you insert into your vagina and slowly squeeze to clean out the vagina. you use it while sitting on the toilet, in the tub, or while standing in the shower.
you use a douche after your menstrual period, after using contraceptive jellies and creams, to clear out vaginal secretions, whenever you want to feel clean and refreshed.
by Talia! March 15, 2007
Randy Solem: You aren't getting married, you're going out with someone. So shut up about stuff that you don't know what you're talking about, you little douche.
Eric Whit (to Lexi): Haha, he called you a douche!
Eric Whit (to Lexi): Haha, he called you a douche!
by Link June 25, 2004
The act of a female having a personal and/or physical relationship with a douche (male). This typically refers a female becoming flirtatious or "hooking up" with a male douche/douchebag.
(see: douchebag)
(see: douchebag)
"I saw Jess douching last night at the club."
"Come'on stop douching and find a real man."
"Are you douching again??"
"Come'on stop douching and find a real man."
"Are you douching again??"
by Majisafi August 24, 2011
An adjective used as an exclimation of extreme surprise when simply saying you've got to be shitting does not suffice.
As Pete was playing Madden he screamed "You've got to be douching me" when his QB fumbled for the third time in a row.
by Mike December 15, 2003
by D-Gringo June 04, 2006