douche bag

1.A bag full of vinegar and water used to clean out a womens vagina.
2.A retard that is being a brainless idiot.
1.You are such a douche!!
2.Don't forget to clean out yourself with your douche bag.
by Home Shizzle May 28, 2007
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douche bag

An epic jackass/asshole/prick.
Singh a.k.a. Infinity is a douche bag, he commits epic amounts of douchebaggery. His level of douchebaggery is so epic in fact that it was cited in the bible. It is of biblical proportions. He is a prick... I want to have his babies...
by BobKelsoe April 20, 2007
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douche bag

what cartman and kyle call each other on Southpark, alltough they don't really know what it means.
You are the biggest douche, ever, douche!
"I'm not a douche!"
In "The Biggest douche of the Universe"
by j-douche October 17, 2003
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douche bag

Derogatory moniker applied to somebody who arrogantly and inflexibly imposes their rules on others and refuses to give in when it backfires.
That admin at quetzalcoatl daily news refuses to change his policies despite the fact that people are leaving the board in droves. What a douche bag.
by qcdner June 13, 2006
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douche bag

Someone who is unsophisticated, and even more than that, someone who acts in a disgusting manner or can't be trusted.
1) I shared a secret with him, and the douche bag told everyone, 2) We met two young women at the party, and were having a great time, until the douche bag started acting like a jerk and they walked off, 3) We had great tickets to the playoff game, and the douche bag was late, so we missed the first three innings.
by Dave Tebo October 23, 2005
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douche bag

something you say to someone when you have nothing else to call them.
Lisa- why do you have to be such a... a... dousch bag!!!!
by skandalus June 22, 2004
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douche bag

A person who does not know how to have fun. Who thinks others are immature when in fact they are just too mature. A person who doesn't understand shit and thinks they are too good for everyone else.
by wowilovecheese December 24, 2009
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