Douche Bag

A person who is generally not courteous, and does things that are considered to be generally dumb and insulting, or just plain weird. Also, a U-M fan.

Before I even met him, I knew he was a douche bag, and I was right, by golly! He is a douche bag!

by The Leopard December 4, 2003

douche bag

1) An individual with an inflated self-esteem who is deeply deficient in social skills. They laugh loudly at their own jokes, quote themselves repeatedly, and are never as entertaining to others as they are to themselves.
2) Sean O'neal

1) What a fucking douche bag over there with the pants to his knees.
2) Sean, you've been in college for 4 months and failed, shut up and leave.

by Jillian93784 January 14, 2008

douche bag

A Pi Kappa Phi fraternity guy. Commonly called and interchangeable with Pi Kap.

So at the party last night a Pi Kap put ruffies in that girl's drink. What a douche bag.

by AOII May 2, 2010

Douche Bag

Somone who:
- Switch's teams to the winning one and say they were with them the whole time
-Doesn't ever brush their teeth
-Thinks they are the coolest person even though they have a chode, smell like piss and no one likes him/her
-Wheres a hat to the side
-Lies about everything
-Is a Ginger
-And their piss and farts smell like axe

Hey do you know that douche bag (and/or ginger)?

Why yes i do parker, its Will Plotnick, the kid who thinks he's amazing and eats and breaths axe to cover up his natural piss B.O.

Oh wow, i feel bad for him does he have any friends?

Nope, just oreos and the kid with a bigger forhead than space montain

by Gilf Lover_4000 July 6, 2009

Douche Bag

Generally, a person who is full of themselves, very obnoxious, and asking for trouble.

AKA

Luke A.

Person 1: Look at that short prick trying to prove his man hood by screaming obnoxiously and trying to pick pointless fights

Person 2: Oh thats just Luke A, he's a real douche bag.

by RIT school May 2, 2008

Douche bag

A device used to clean out a skank's vaginal secreation

I already went through four douche bags and the shit is still comin out.

by Brendon Baker July 25, 2003

douche bag

A rugby playing, clothes too tight wearing, Blind Pig Tavern working prick.

Marc Petrini is a super-mega-ultra douche bag.

by meatwad April 6, 2005